Animal Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Animal Man"

A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"

In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

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It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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👤︎ u/gomass4
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What’s the tallest animal known to man?

A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet

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👤︎ u/lapdog73
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?

He was hippo-critical

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👤︎ u/guamo17
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the man that is turning into an animal?

He took off his sox and had bare feet!

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines

This zoo has really gone to the dogs

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👤︎ u/twogreen
📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog.

It's a Shitzu.

also on r/jokes

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👤︎ u/mr-gem-524
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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👤︎ u/zzuhruf
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.

It's a shitzu

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👤︎ u/allthegods
📅︎ May 06 2020
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A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu

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👤︎ u/Jtrad_24
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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👤︎ u/Twano
📅︎ Sep 15 2017
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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👤︎ u/Pringlepowder
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,

It's a shitzhu

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👤︎ u/amamam77
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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A man walks into a zoo and there is only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog.

It was a shitzu!

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ May 12 2018
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog

It’s a Shitzu

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👤︎ u/TrippinSky
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.

It was a shitzu

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👤︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..

It’s a shitzu.

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👤︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
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👤︎ u/Dendle94
📅︎ Dec 04 2012
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