Animal Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Animal Man"

A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there was a dog

It was a shitzu

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👤︎ u/taigeis_bhlasta
📅︎ Nov 11 2022
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

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It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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👤︎ u/gomass4
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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I know a man who is so good at taxidermy, the level of detail is incredible and he really brings the animal to life, especially deer...

That's why he makes the big bucks.

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👤︎ u/HCJohnson
📅︎ Feb 26 2022
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What separates man from animal?

Divorce. #community#starburns

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👤︎ u/Melodic_Cheetah_5770
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"

In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about the man that is turning into an animal?

He took off his sox and had bare feet!

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog.

It's a Shitzu.

also on r/jokes

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👤︎ u/mr-gem-524
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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A man goes to a zoo. The only animal there is a dog.

It's a shihtzu.

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👤︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
📅︎ Dec 16 2022
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu!

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👤︎ u/themrbeardiful
📅︎ Jun 13 2022
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

Its a shitzu.

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👤︎ u/kstone333
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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👤︎ u/Twano
📅︎ Sep 15 2017
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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👤︎ u/Pringlepowder
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.

It's a shitzu

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👤︎ u/allthegods
📅︎ May 06 2020
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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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👤︎ u/zzuhruf
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
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👤︎ u/Dendle94
📅︎ Dec 04 2012
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A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu

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👤︎ u/Jtrad_24
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog

It’s a Shitzu

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👤︎ u/TrippinSky
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,

It's a shitzhu

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👤︎ u/amamam77
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.

It was a shitzu

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👤︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..

It’s a shitzu.

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👤︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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