She was Marge in All.
I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.
Then it Dawned on me.
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
It was a changing of the Tide.
Tide with Bl-iotch!
Police say it’s a great a crime detergent
I was able to turn the tide.
No pain, no Gain
Good scour bruh...
On the other hand, she had warts.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
I don't know why, but it just seems agitated.
I said “that’s the end of an Era.”
It's just so basic.
And it was called Twix and Shout!
Roll Tide
My dad held the bottle up and said, "If your mom would have stolen this, then it would be 'ill-gotten gain.'"
Yukyukyukyuk
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
My wife and sister were talking about laundry detergent the other day and her sister mentioned that Tide was coming out with a cheaper version of their detergent. I couldn't help but to chime in with "They should call it low tide"
"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"
I shouldn’t have used the Yule Tide Detergent.
So my girlfriend calls me and asks if I can bring her some of my tide detergent pods because she is out of detergent. So I go over to her dorm and I brought a few extra and as I give them to her I say "here are a few extra to tide you over until you get more detergent." And she rolled her eyes and told me to get out but it was worth it
As a detergent against future grime.
when we got to the detergent isle he walked up to the bottles of Tide and turned them around. He turned around, saw the confused look on my face, and said "The Tides have turned!"
My youngest sister's birthday party was the other day, and a couple of her gifts were two books from the "Divergent" series. So my Grandmother asked her "What are all the books called?"
Sister: "Well, there's Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant..."
Fiancee: "Detergent..."
Dad: "No, that's the clean version."
Then in the middle of our conversation he stops. "I know this is a little off topic but I really need to know something." "Sure Dad, what's up?" "What kind of detergent do you use to get out a Namastain?" cue daughterly groan
Response: "Gains? Laundry detergent doesn't provide that many benefits, hun."
Fuck.
