Best friend's dad's joke

He pulled this one last night at my engagement party, in the midst of making jokes about peeing...

"You know where grandma pees?

...Depends."

>w<

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👤︎ u/SomeRough
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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My patient and his son got me at the same time.

I work as a nursing assistant at a hospital. I was taking care of a patient and told him I needed to get him a new depends (an adult diaper). They both immediately said "depends on what?"

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👤︎ u/sendenten
📅︎ Jan 13 2015
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