Denailing Puns

My brother was telling my dad how he could hear him snoring last night, to which my dad replied, "What? Thats ridiculous I don't snore. That's impossible." I said, "Dad, you're in denial." Without thinking, he tells me, "Denail's a river in Egypt, you know."

My dad came back from Egypt and we are celebrating the 4th of July. At a bbq we were eating lunch with the neighborhood. And somebody was joking about denail being great to my dad. Neighbor dad: 'well denial solves a lot of problems hahaha.'

Dad: I just came back from Egypt and I'll tell you da'NILE is pretty great!'