Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The best scales are made in the Czech Republic
They employ a system of Czechs and balances.
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︎ May 14 2021
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldnβt Barrett.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why did the Czech Republic shorten their name to Czechia?
The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Looks like the Democrats are now the party of βA. Blinken.β
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
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︎ Jun 08 2021
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
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︎ May 18 2021
What is the opposite of isolate?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I donβt have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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︎ May 19 2021
It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is β¦
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︎ Jun 04 2021
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ May 02 2021
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The Adventures of the Mathmagician (an educational and punny comic).
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Trump accused the Democrats of rigging the election and breaking the law.
Joe replied βNever have I ever broken the law, Iβve always been a-Bidenβ
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What's the opposite of ladyfinger?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
The magic of the pun
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What's the best time of day on a clock?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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︎ Jun 02 2021
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What is the hairiest side of a gorilla?
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What's the opposite of a Banana Republic
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Looks like the Democrats are going for a fruit-based strategy
They're going with either impeachment or impairment.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What kind of bird doesnβt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking..
But the invention of the broom really swept the nation
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︎ Jun 17 2021
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Recently, I was asked "Which invention of the 20th century is the most remarkable?"
After a moment I replied, "Dry erase boards, certainly."
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Since pirate jokes are all the rageβ¦ What is a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
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︎ Jun 24 2021
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette
It goes in one ear and out the other.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Did you hear about the person who lost the entire left side of their body?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?
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