Delmarva Shorebirds Puns

Delmarva Shorebirds has all their hats on sale this weekend. They already charge less for New Era hats than Lids, they're adding 22% off.

https://shorebirds.milbstore.com/collections/national-hat-day

So in all my excitement about Adley I bought tickets for the wrong day I’m down towards the beach. So I’m selling 4 seats on 9/1 for $10 each. If anyone wants them feel free to message me!

Edit: sorry doing this on mobile thought the picture was attached but the tickets are in section 102 row D seats 1-4

So the contraction of Minor League baseball was devastating to a lot of communities, and it doesn't seem to have helped minor league players who are still massively underpaid and unappreciated. BUT it does mean that instead of there being 190 major & minor teams there are now merely 150^(*), which fits nicely into an 185-day-long MLB schedule. So for anybody who has time and money and wants to take advantage, here's a trip that gets you to see a game at all 149 ballparks^(**) next year. I would do this, but unfortunately I'm in a loving marriage that I'd like to see continue.

This is almost certainly not the most efficient route, but it'll work. As far as I can tell, the furthest you'd have to travel in one day is around 8 and a half hours (from Biloxi to Tampa and from Syracuse to Portland). Longer distances have built-in drive days.

And yeah postponements due to weather would probably throw a wrench in this but hey that's part of the fun. Basically all MiLB schedules involve 6-day stands from Tuesday-Sunday, so just pick another game in the 6-day block that isn't rained out and swap them out.

International League AAA (total moves: 28)

• Buffalo Bisons (TOR) Otto Lopez (Assigned) - 2B Otto Lopez assigned to Buffalo Bisons from New Hampshire Fisher Cats.
• New Hampshire Fisher Cats (TOR) Vinny Capra (Assigned) - 3B Vinny Capra assigned to New Hampshire Fisher Cats from Buffalo Bisons.
• Syracuse Mets (NYM) Jake Reed (Optioned) - New York Mets optioned RHP Jake Reed to Syracuse Mets.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) Brian Miller (Optioned) - Miami Marlins optioned LF Brian Miller to Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.
• Charlotte Knights (CWS) Jimmy Lambert (Optioned) - Chicago White Sox optioned RHP Jimmy Lambert to Charlotte Knights.
• Indianapolis Indians (PIT) Anthony Banda (Optioned) - Pittsburgh Pirates optioned LHP Anthony Banda to Indianapolis Indians.
• Toledo Mud Hens (DET) Nivaldo Rodriguez (Optioned) - Detroit Tigers optioned RHP Nivaldo Rodriguez to Toledo Mud Hens.
• Nashville Sounds (OAK) Pablo Reyes (Optioned) - Milwaukee Brewers optioned 3B Pablo Reyes to Nashville Sounds.
• Norfolk Tides (BAL) Domingo Leyba (Optioned) - Baltimore Orioles optioned 2B Domingo Leyba to Norfolk Tides.
• Columbus Clippers (CLE) Daniel Johnson (Optioned) - Cleveland Indians optioned RF Daniel Johnson to Columbus Clippers.
• Columbus Clippers (CLE) Yu Chang (Optioned) - Cleveland Indians optioned 1B Yu Chang to Columbus Clippers.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) Corey Bird (Outrighted) - Miami Marlins sent LF Corey Bird outright to Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.
• Nashville Sounds (OAK) [Patrick Weigel](http

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Calling on birders in Virginia to help me out if you don’t mind. I posted on r/birding but no response yet.

I’m from Michigan and I plan on taking a trip to the Chesapeake Bay area and Virginia coast later this week and really want to see some warblers and shorebirds. I’m going to visit as many National Wildlife Refuges, nature parks, beaches, and forests as I can all along the Delmarva Peninsula and Virginia Beach area, and then farther inland in Virginia. I know mid-late April is still fairly early for many birds to pass through the area but which warblers and shorebirds can I expect to see in the area around this time? Whether they be migrating or local residents. Would you recommend I wait a few weeks to go for a more eventful birding experience, or would mid-late April still be fairly fruitful?

I’m a bit of a beginner birder and could use some pointers is all, and I need to make the decision to leave in a few days or to postpone it as soon as possible haha. Thank you all and cheers!

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

International League AAA (total moves: 23)

• Lehigh Valley IronPigs (PHI) Tyler Heineman (Status Change) - Lehigh Valley IronPigs placed C Tyler Heineman on the 7-day injured list.
• Lehigh Valley IronPigs (PHI) Jake Elmore (Status Change) - Lehigh Valley IronPigs placed 2B Jake Elmore on the 7-day injured list.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) Jake Fishman (Status Change) - Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp placed LHP Jake Fishman on the temporarily inactive list.
• Durham Bulls (TB) Kenny Rosenberg (Assigned) - LHP Kenny Rosenberg assigned to Durham Bulls from Montgomery Biscuits.
• Lehigh Valley IronPigs (PHI) Sal Gozzo (Assigned) - 2B Sal Gozzo assigned to Lehigh Valley IronPigs from Jersey Shore BlueClaws.
• Memphis Redbirds (STL) Miles Mikolas (Assigned) - St. Louis Cardinals sent RHP Miles Mikolas on a rehab assignment to Memphis Redbirds.
• Buffalo Bisons (TOR) Tommy Milone (Assigned) - Toronto Blue Jays sent LHP Tommy Milone on a rehab assignment to Buffalo Bisons.
• Worcester Red Sox (____) Enmanuel De Jesus (Assigned) - LHP Enmanuel De Jesus assigned to Worcester Red Sox from Portland Sea Dogs.
• Norfolk Tides (BAL) Diogenes Almengo (Assigned) - RHP Diogenes Almengo assigned to Norfolk Tides from Bowie Baysox.
• Louisville Bats (CIN) Michael Feliz (Assigned) - Cincinnati Reds sent RHP Michael Feliz on a rehab assignment to Louisville Bats.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) Alberto Guerrero (Assigned) - RHP Alberto Guerrero assigned to Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp from Pensacola Blue Wahoos.
• Syracuse Mets (NYM) [Mark Payton](http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?sid=milb&player

International League AAA (total moves: 25)

• Nashville Sounds (OAK) Corey Ray (Status Change) - Nashville Sounds activated CF Corey Ray from the 7-day injured list.
• Iowa Cubs (CHC) Trayce Thompson (Status Change) - Iowa Cubs placed CF Trayce Thompson on the temporarily inactive list.
• Nashville Sounds (OAK) Luke Maile (Status Change) - Nashville Sounds placed C Luke Maile on the 7-day injured list retroactive to June 24, 2021.
• Nashville Sounds (OAK) Troy Stokes Jr. (Assigned) - RF Troy Stokes Jr. assigned to Nashville Sounds.
• Norfolk Tides (BAL) Tyler Joyner (Assigned) - RHP Tyler Joyner assigned to Norfolk Tides from Bowie Baysox.
• Lehigh Valley IronPigs (PHI) Brandon Kintzler (Assigned) - Philadelphia Phillies sent RHP Brandon Kintzler on a rehab assignment to Lehigh Valley IronPigs.
• Syracuse Mets (NYM) Chance Sisco (Assigned) - C Chance Sisco assigned to Syracuse Mets.
• Columbus Clippers (CLE) Cam Hill (Assigned) - Cleveland Indians sent RHP Cam Hill on a rehab assignment to Columbus Clippers.
• Toledo Mud Hens (DET) Derek Hill (Assigned) - Detroit Tigers sent CF Derek Hill on a rehab assignment to Toledo Mud Hens.
• Brooklyn Cyclones (NYM) Cody Bohanek (Assigned) - SS Cody Bohanek assigned to Brooklyn Cyclones from Syracuse Mets.
• Jupiter Hammerheads (MIA) Brian Navarreto (Assigned) - Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp sent C Brian Navarreto on a rehab assignment to Jupiter Hammerheads.
• Columbus Clippers (CLE) Brad Peacock (Assigned) - RHP Brad Peacock assigned to Columbus Clippers.
• *Binghamton

International League AAA (total moves: 26)

• Iowa Cubs (CHC) Trayce Thompson (Status Change) - Iowa Cubs activated CF Trayce Thompson from the temporarily inactive list.
• FCL Cardinals (____) Johan Quezada (Assigned) - Memphis Redbirds sent RHP Johan Quezada on a rehab assignment to FCL Cardinals.
• Omaha Storm Chasers (KC) Travis Jones (Assigned) - RF Travis Jones assigned to Omaha Storm Chasers from Northwest Arkansas Naturals.
• Altoona Curve (PIT) Cam Vieaux (Assigned) - LHP Cam Vieaux assigned to Altoona Curve from Indianapolis Indians.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) David Hess (Assigned) - RHP David Hess assigned to Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) Jose Devers (Assigned) - Miami Marlins sent SS Jose Devers on a rehab assignment to Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.
• Toledo Mud Hens (DET) Niko Goodrum (Assigned) - Detroit Tigers sent SS Niko Goodrum on a rehab assignment to Toledo Mud Hens.
• Rochester Red Wings (MIN) Alcides Escobar (Assigned) - 2B Alcides Escobar assigned to Rochester Red Wings.
• Iowa Cubs (CHC) Tony Cingrani (Assigned) - LHP Tony Cingrani assigned to Iowa Cubs.
• Louisville Bats (CIN) Michael Feliz (Assigned) - Cincinnati Reds sent RHP Michael Feliz on a rehab assignment to Louisville Bats.
• Norfolk Tides (BAL) Kelvin Gutierrez (Optioned) - Baltimore Orioles optioned 3B Kelvin Gutierrez to Norfolk Tides.
• Norfolk Tides (BAL) Shaun Anderson (Optioned) - Baltimore Orioles optioned RHP Shaun Anderson to Norfolk Tides.
• Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (MIA) [Jo