16 Hilarious Delivery service Puns

There's a new online meal kit delivery service made for Zombies

It's called HelloFlesh

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👤︎ u/i_see_you88

📅︎ Sep 26 2022

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What online delivery service do monkeys use?

Amazon Primate

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👤︎ u/Sad-Seaworthiness133

📅︎ Sep 19 2022

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My weed dealer has a 1 hour delivery service they operate through social media

They call it Insta-gram

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👤︎ u/mal221

📅︎ Aug 08 2022

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Hooters is starting a home delivery service.

It's called Knockers.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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What is a cannibal's favorite meal delivery service?

Hello Flesh

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👤︎ u/AragornFirstborn

📅︎ Mar 07 2022

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What should an instant coke delivery service be called?

Instagram.

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👤︎ u/UncleComrade

📅︎ Mar 26 2022

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What's the most popular food delivery service in Ireland?

TuberEats

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👤︎ u/waffleking333

📅︎ Apr 06 2022

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A friend of mine couldn't take it anymore and sold a part of his fruit delivery service.

It was literally driving him bananas.

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey

📅︎ Feb 25 2022

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I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood

I call it grub hub

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👤︎ u/batmanjerkins

📅︎ May 25 2021

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What do you call a really bad freight delivery service?

SHITMENT

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👤︎ u/SomeRandomMischief

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

It’s called “S Cargo”.

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👤︎ u/blizzardwizard88

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?

For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers

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👤︎ u/dadzoned3

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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I'm not a fan of my new French milk delivery service, "Milk Without Delay"

They keep sending me empty bottles.

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👤︎ u/symmetrygear

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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I see there's a new express coffee delivery service in town

It's call Purcolator.

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👤︎ u/Moosetappropriate

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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There's a new, fast weed delivery service, made especially for cooks...

It's called Instant Pot.

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👤︎ u/warpedddd

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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If Hooters offered a delivery service...

Would it be called "Knockers"?

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👤︎ u/Azsunyx

📅︎ Dec 02 2013

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