A list of puns related to "Deer forest"
We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.
They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.
Lawyer, chemist and a statistician are out in a forest hunting for deer. After one hour of patiently waiting lawyer finally spots one. The lawyer shoots at a deer and misses half a meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses half a meter to the right. Both are furious and dissapointed as they see the deer escape.
Chemist asks statistician - "why you didn't shoot ?"
Statistician replyes - "I didn't need to, we already shot him !".
Three clowns were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first clown said, βΒΒThose are deer tracks.βΒΒ
The second clown said, βΒΒNo, those are elk tracks.βΒΒ
The third clown said, βΒΒYouβΒΒre both wrong, those are moose tracks.βΒΒ
The clowns were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Was driving next to a dense forest on the highway, when I spotted a family of deer. Naturally, I slowed down and when I passed them I said, "Hi deer!"then I turned to the ladyfriend and said "Hi dear!"
Got an eye roll and a smile.
I quickly replied with "you know that was fawny" which got me punched in the arm.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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