Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.47, deer nuts are under a buck.
Made this joke up in the 3rd grade (you can't tell by the pricing). I'm very old now. Still a winner.
I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.
A deer and a bear walk into a bar.
I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.
I dunno, I’ll float the idea by my brother.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Could you be a deer, and jump in front of my car?
Two people went on a hike and came across some tracks. One argued they were foxes and the other said they were a deers
They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...
She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?
I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
Classics
What do you call a man in a lake with no arms and legs?
"Bob"
How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
What do a male deer and a beaver have in common?
They both have buck teeth.
Dad, what's the difference between deer meat and gondolas?
One is venison and one is Venice, son.
Throwback to my Halloween costume 2 years ago. Oh Deer and Holy Cow
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I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
I went for a hike to watch the sunrise and saw a group of young deer frolicking in the morning mist.
A physicist, a statistician, and a mathematician go deer hunting together.
They see a deer, so the physicist takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the left. The mathematician takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the right. The statistician puts his gun down, and yells “good job guys! We hit!”.
(Technically a joke from my professor, but it felt very fitting here).
What do you call a deer with no eyes? [My first and likely last comic strip]
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows and bucks!!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts cost 2.50 deer nuts are just under a buck.
If almonds are $1, peanuts $.50, and pistachios $1.50, how much are deer nuts?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
What do you get when you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer?
One hundred "sows and bucks" (100,000 bucks).
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are usually around $2.50. Deer nuts are always just under a buck.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's under dollar fifty, the other's under a buck !
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.99 and deer nuts are under a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.59. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Do you know the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are a buck 29, Deer nuts are under a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts can be expensive but deer nuts are under a buck.
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