Deep Space Puns

Keeping up with the Cardassians!

They both take a lot of probing.

“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

I was wondering, if River Song were to visit Deep Space 9, where would she spend all her leisure time?

Then the answer became obvious. Holo-Suite-E.