Dead & Buried Puns

4 best dadjokes when driving past a cemetery:

1. That’s the dead centre of town. 2. People are dying to get in there. 3. A man tried to sell me a coffin there today; I told him that’s the last thing I need! 4. Actually, the man who invented the crossword is buried there… his grave is 5 down & 7 across!

Drove past a cemetery today. Kid in back seat, wife in front. I said "Look! people are dying to get in there". Then, " that is the dead centre of town "... & as always " the Council says you cannot be buried there if you live within 5 miles of that cemetery" Wife stated .... " you need new cemetery jokes".

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