I was at a restaurant the other day and David Tennant was at the table next to me. Lord behold the waitress accidentally brought me his order. So of course I ate it. When she asked if I enjoyed it

I said, it was just what the Doctor ordered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Bang_Grannies
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When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.

"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
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A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, β€œWhat’s your name, son?” He replies, β€œD-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, β€œOh, do you have a stutter?”

The student replies, β€œNo sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My friend David loves making puns, and they are simultaneously amazing and awful. Now he has a Kickstarter for a Pun-a-Day calendar. reddit.com/r/kickstarter/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordPachelbel
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The Wong and White wedding

While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.

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David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/george__kaplan
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