https://twitter.com/AaronQ13Fox/status/1434376260759609344?s=20
Come to the Ballard NW Senior Center to see everyone listed above. Lunch will be $3 donation for those 60 +, and $6 for anyone else under 60. Be there by 11:45am today!
Albert Breaker - Weaker
Alex Nocera - You and I
Armin van Buuren - Human Touch
ARTY - Those Eyes (MOTi Remix)
AWAY - self.antiself (EP)
Ben Böhmer - The Apparitions (EP)
Biscits - Locco
Black Tiger Sex Machine - Once Upon a Time in Cyberworld (LP)
Blinders - Rav Appeal (EP)
BLR - Hello it's me
Bru-C, Wilkinson - Paradise
Cheat Codes, Space Primates, Gashi - Memory
CHENDA & Shiah Maisel - Find You There
Colour Bass Vol. 3 (Compilation)
Corey James, Jodie Knight - No Turning Back
Corti Organ - Move The World
Crystal Rock, Felix Schorn, Csenge Forstner - abcdefu
Darren Styles & Francis Hill – Come Running 2022 (Axel Boy Remix)
Derek Reiver - My Mission
Dimitri Vangelis & Wyman x Mike Perry - Lighters
Dirty Ducks - In my Phone
Disclosure x Zedd - You’ve Got To Let Go If You Want To Be Free
Dr Phunk – Be Somebody
Dyatic - Know the name (EP)
EDDIE - Nanobite (EP)
EL3CTRXX - Feel So Good
Example, Kanine - Neter let you down
Eximinds, Norni, Joe Jury - Fall Apart (Alexander Komarov Remix)
Fancy Inc, Kryder - Healing
Farius - A Big Life
Giuseppe Ottaviani & Mila Josef - Fade Away
Goodboys - Black & Blue
Grey Code - Renewal (LP)
Harris & Ford x madugo – Alive
Hayden James- Hold Tight
helloworld - afterthought Ft. Luma
Highlnd, nøll, Josh Rubin - save my life (Remixes)
Holy Goof - ID
Husman - The Last Time
Imanbek, Wiz Khalifa, KDDK, Kiddo – Ordinary Life
Jac & Harri - Nights like this
Justus - Forever alive
Kaskade & PYFER – Waste Love v3
Kiko Franco - Free Love
Kill The Noise X Wolfgang Gartner - How Ya Like Me Now Ft. Ericka Guitron
King Topher – Welcome Home (feat. Dante Bowe & Naomi Raine)
Krewella – I’m Just A Monster Underneath, My Darling
KURA & Vedenzo - Thinking About You
LAYZ - Spark
Loco & Jam - Acid What (EP)
Logistics - Love Letters (EP)
Lucas & Steve - Set me free
Malarkey - Oasis
Mr. Belt & Wezol - Mistakes
Nick Havsen, Se3k - Warning
Nick Smith - Hold up
Niiko x Swae - Way that I move
Nitepunk - Grounded
Nora En Pure - Reminiscing
NWYR - The Lone Ranger
Olly James - Rave Room
Otira - Pill
Party Favor - Superhuman
Pomella - Broly
RAM & Garderffi with Diana Leah - Turn Back the Time
Raven & Kreyn - Be better
Reaper - XLR8
Return of the Jaded - Polite
Richard Durand - Reactivate (Album)
Rogue Dave - Internal
Shugz & Connor Woodford - No Control
Sikdope - Better
Skepsis - All Nite /Run (EP)
SLUMBERJACK - Dichotomy (LP)
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
