So my daughter wanted to put her hair up and asked me where the hair bands were...
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👤︎ u/jesslees24
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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My daughter asked me which band I like the most...

I quite like elastic but my favourites got to be hair- they just seem to fit any style.

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👤︎ u/Jad324
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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So my daughter is signing up for band.

"I want to play the clarinet very badly!"

"Why not pay attention so you can play well?"

glares

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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Dad driven crazy by daughter who doesn't know Guess Who is name of a band. youtube.com/watch?v=xmVls…
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👤︎ u/splatco
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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Had to share this absolute bomb my husband dropped earlier.

Our 11 year old is attending a debate camp and at the dinner table she was telling us about her day. We decided she would have a mock debate against my husband the following day so she could show us a bit of what she's learned. We talk about possible topics and we land on "Should school officials or other adults be allowed to ban certain books from school." We talk a little more on the topic of banned books and my husband perks up and says "I think banned books should be allowed because without them, there would be no music." Then he gets this massive grin and my daughter and I are so confused.. it takes a moment for us to realize he's talking about BAND books .. there would be no music .. I had to give it to him, that was heavenly. Our daughters eyes rolled out of her head but we were all laughing. Great job, dad.

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👤︎ u/jennyy1
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My Dad *finally* Dad Joked me! I'm so happy.

My Dad has always been a bit cool (plays in bands, hangs around with much younger guys etc) but at the weekend, on his 67th birthday, he FINALLY Dad joked me.

We were talking about the local rugby team and I said "They're playing a French team. I think it's Toulouse?"

He said "That's not very positive is it? Playing to lose."

"No wait," I said, checking the website, "They're playing Toulon!"

"Ohh, well in that case, it won't be a short game...."

I finally feel like a proper daughter.

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📅︎ Jan 27 2016
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Son's concert...

Last night I had to go to my son's 6th grade band concert. He plays the trumpet. Most of the band, like my son, only started playing their instruments this year so the quality was far less than professional.

We walked out of the school together and he had a hop to his step feeling really proud. It was a shame to tell him that I could barely see him let alone hear him by the squeaks and honks him and his classmates created.

I rubbed his hear and asked, "You play the trumpet, right son?"

He gave me a strange look. "You know I do, dad."

"So, you got to toot your own horn tonight, huh?'

His eye roll was worth it.

The nice part was being able to retell it to my older step daughter who giggled at my joke. A two for one!

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👤︎ u/bobsbattle
📅︎ Dec 09 2014
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