Got My GF So Good!

Me: I'm thinking about switching to T-Mobile. I've heard they let you use data, text, and talk with no fees while in Europe and Canada.

My GF: Oh? You won't be roaming?

Me: Nope! Not even when I'm in Rome!

eyes roll, grumbles galore

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👤︎ u/Tonyage27
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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My dad told this one to a bunch of tourists:

So for some background, my dad's a tour guide in the UK and he was showing a group round Hampton Court Palace and in the gardens there's this maze. This is the text he just sent me:

>Dad joke at Hampton Court Maze - I have fine memories of Hampton Court Maze. I used to bring my children here...... If you see them could you send them home!

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📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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