Dandelion Seeds Puns

A list of puns related to "Dandelion Seeds"

My jealous neighbor, the old bastard, seeded my lawn with dandelions! But I'll get him back tonight by planting flowering plants characterized by leaves with sharp prickles on the margins...

I figure thistle be the best revenge!

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