Damn! (song) Puns

A list of puns related to "Damn! (song)"

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What's the best laptop brand for listening to the song "hello"

A dell.

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👤︎ u/Vi3ual
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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What do you get when you play a country song in reverse?

You get your house back, you get your wife back, you get your tractor back...

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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The zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210. This zip code for Dawson's Creek is 90108...

For my liiifffeee to be oveeeerrrr!

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👤︎ u/The_Dude1492
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Every damn time we go to a Mexican restaurant...

...with generic Mariachi music in the background: "This is my favorite song! I was hoping they would play it!"

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👤︎ u/PASTA_SUCKS
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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Long Song

We started block scheduling today at school, and my friend has a teacher named Song. She said to me, "Ugh, I have two hours of Song."

I thought to myself, damn that's a long song.

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👤︎ u/SaturnOne
📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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Listening to the radio with Dad as a child

"Baba O'Riley" by The Who begins to play.

Dad: Do you know who plays this song?

Me: Who?

Dad: Yep.

Me: Who plays this song?

Dad: That's right.

Every damn time. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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👤︎ u/jjk35
📅︎ Aug 31 2013
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