31 Hilarious Da Da Da Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Charli da mello (I'm sorry)

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👤︎ u/swatdoggy-music

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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I think my copy of "Das Boot" I bought at the German market is fake.

It's just a bunch of people turning their computers on.

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👤︎ u/HypnotizeD_X

📅︎ Nov 21 2021

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Ah finally. Da Queen

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👤︎ u/DefNotInTheOven

📅︎ Jan 20 2021

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Why did they write the song lyrics as, “I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa”?

Because “I'm cyan, da ba dee da ba daa” didn’t sound as good

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👤︎ u/caverypca

📅︎ Jul 11 2021

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Das Auto..

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👤︎ u/freakynit

📅︎ Jul 19 2021

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To that guy all I have to say is Yo-da Man!

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👤︎ u/Mr-JasonTe

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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Das a title

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👤︎ u/Drsmiley72

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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He's on da nerve

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👤︎ u/samyaksoni

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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After eating da ship, da sea monster said, Me can’t believe Me ate da hull fing.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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Avocado Da Vinci says:

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👤︎ u/paradoxtream

📅︎ Oct 05 2020

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Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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leonardo da pinchi

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👤︎ u/typoeman

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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👤︎ u/JAWICA2

📅︎ Aug 03 2020

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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo got into a fight..

It ended with a draw

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👤︎ u/pickle_mateo

📅︎ May 02 2020

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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.

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👤︎ u/evilgeekwastaken

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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What's da matta?

Me: I got your backpack ready, did you grab some da matta?

Daughter: what's da matta?

Me: nothing, what's the matter with you?

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👤︎ u/justcurious-serious

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Los in da Sauce

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👤︎ u/Bichir567

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!

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👤︎ u/Panda2377

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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By Le-bone-ardo da Vinci

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👤︎ u/finntastic01

📅︎ Sep 20 2018

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U-gan-da

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👤︎ u/dieyoupigfucker

📅︎ Sep 26 2017

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If Leonardo da Vinci we’re alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called ‘IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.’

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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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What do you call an animal doctor in Da Nang?

A Vietnam vet.

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👤︎ u/aujnaj

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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Das auto i.reddituploads.com/4a4e2…

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👤︎ u/Lord_Lazy

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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Magician, at the end of his trick: Ta Da!

Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 27 2017

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Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das...

And das not good.

All credit for this joke goes to /u/Xiphers's Mom. I tried cross posting it here to give full credit to OP, but this sub only allows text posts. Here's the original post: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bxeoqo/my_mom_has_a_board_with_attachable_letters_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link

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👤︎ u/RemarkableRyan

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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When watching Das Boot

Make sure to use subtitles

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👤︎ u/Stjernepus

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Da feet

Colleague: 'okay, I'm admitting defeat'

Me: 'who's feet?'

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👤︎ u/TheGodThatFail3d

📅︎ Apr 27 2017

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I learned something inspirational today. You should always try to be happy. Because “sad” spelled backwards is “das”.

And.....das not good.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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My das just dropped this one on me

"There's going to be an eclipse in August. Don't look at it with a naked eye. Make sure you're wearing clothes...."

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👤︎ u/TeapotsandSunglasses

📅︎ Jun 25 2017

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Da

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👤︎ u/TiK40

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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