DC++ Puns

Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

You can hide, but you can’t run!

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

It’s minus 45!

They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.

Since 53 states is a prime number

But how did I miss 1983 wonderwoman movies?

Because they don’t do the heroes justice

C'mon he is right there in the middle !

It's a current affair.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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Now I'm on a highway to hell

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

Because they're afraid of rotten tomatoes

It stars Galaga Godot.

Because it's heavy metal

It was obviously the government's fault.

I just got the dcs UH-1H and was talking about it with my dad.

"This simulator is intense. It's harder to fly than I thought."

"Yea I hear helicopters are hard to fly. It must be challenging if you have to stay in tents."

53 is a Prime Number.

We then would truly be one nation, indivisible

Marvel-ous