D'oh! Puns

"Orange you glad I reminded you?"

The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

In the Ark Hives.

Cookie D'OH!

-Could you describe the symptoms?

-Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy

He asked: “can you describe the symptoms?” I said: “sure, they’re yellow. Marge has blue hair and Homer’s really fat”.

D'OH!

Demarara

Turns out, he really kneads the d'oh!

A donut!

It holds on for deer life.

When my brother was four years old, my dad told him to go sit on Santa Claus' lap at the church. Santa Claus was actually being played by my second uncle, Mr. Herman. My brother had already heard rumors of this, so when he went to sit on Santa Claus' lap he asked: "Are you Mr. Herman?" Mr. Herman replied: "Baloney!"

My brother went back to my dad and said: "His name is Baloney!"

(My brother is now 39 years old and the proud father of a 19-month-old son)

D'oh!

I said "Homer’s a fat dude, and Marge has blue hair"

D'oh!

He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”