Let the record show, Abraham Simpson had sex.
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Abraham Simpson shot Mr. Burns.

Obviously this reference to the Dallas cliffhanger "Who Shot J.R." was played for laughs.

The Weapon: Mr. Burn's gun in the episode is supposed to be a Smith and Wesson Special 10, a .38 special caliber revolver. Abraham earlier in the episode shows he has the same kind of gun in the cigar box. Chief Wiggum doesn't match the bullet to the gun, just the caliber and the fact the gun found in The Simpson's station wagon had been fired recently.

When the gun falls into Maggie's lap, it is aimed to her left, but the wound appears on Mr. Burn's left (Which is on Maggie's right)...to the rear of the car. The shooter came from the rear of the car. There is also no exit wound, so the shot had to have been fired at a far enough range for the bullet to slow down enough to NOT pass through Mr. Burns.

The Smith and Wesson Special 10 was a standard issue side arm for American Soldiers in World War II. Both Abraham and Burns were in the same unit and likely had the same issue side arm, explaining why both had the same gun.

Abraham and several motivations for shooting Mr. Burns; he destroyed his home...but also the tontine revealed in a later episode....also he saw Mr. Burns attacking his granddaughter.

Being a combat vet, Abe was likely an excellent shot. Abraham shot at Mr. Burns from across the street, hitting him in the side. In Mr. Burns mind, when HIS gun goes off in Maggie's hands, he thinks he was shot by Maggie allowing him to pin the blame on her.

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Reminds me of Abraham Simpson
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"Alex The Lion In My Car" But It's Abraham Simpson v.redd.it/tcmmtf3wq2181
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Hellfish Abraham Simpson! reddit.com/gallery/nv9hmn
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this nebula looks like Abraham Simpson as a chimpanzee
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Spinback Comethazine but it's Abraham Simpson voice synthesis youtube.com/watch?v=uhdqK…
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Hellfish Abraham Simpson! reddit.com/gallery/nv9ilg
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Hellfish Abraham Simpson!!
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TIL although many Simpsons characters are named after Matt Groening's family members, he refused to name the Simpsons' Grandpa after his own grandfather, Abraham, leaving it to other writers to choose a name. Coincidentally, they chose Abraham, unaware that it was the name of Matt's grandfather. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat…
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[The Simpsons] Homer Simpson is called Simpson because his father Abraham Simp, was a simp.

Bart and Lisa are also called Simpson because Homer inherited the simp gene.

Lisa is also a man, which is why she's called Simpson and not Simpdaughter.

They are distantly related to iDubbz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SightWithoutEyes
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Call me Abraham Simpson!
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He told me to be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson.
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Abraham Jebediah Simpson II, A wise man if I’ve ever seen one.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Twenty years ago, on this day, Abraham Simpson ate some peas
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Abraham Simpson embiggens us all imgur.com/8uTOqWG
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Abraham Simpson
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Master Sergeant Abraham Simpson fighting in The Ardennes, 1944
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We are all Abraham Simpson now.

"...now this was during the Coughing Riots of 2020, mind you..."

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In The Simpsons S7E13, Abraham Simpson claims he was spanked by President Grover Cleveland on two non consecutive occasions

Grover Cleveland is the only person to be elected POTUS twice in non consecutive terms.

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I'm sorry, but we have a substantial billboard here for Mr. Abraham Simpson
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Abraham JebeDIOh Simpson II (I did this 2 or 3 years ago, I was bad in Photoshop)
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Abraham Simpson (The Simpsons) vs a Star-Shaped Cloud

Abe Simpson is really angry about a cloud that's shaped like a star because he thinks it's breaking up the perfect blue sky and that it's communist. Grandpa Simpson will do everything in his power (which is mostly wander around ranting at random people and shaking his fist at the sky) to turn Springfield against the cloud.

The cloud in actuality has no political convictions and is in a shape that children and adults with a touch of whimsy and poetry in their soul enjoy. It will do nothing but float in the sky all day looking cool.

At the end of one day in Springfield, who does the public support more, the crazy old man, or the fluffy star cloud?

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In my unit, they called me "Quarterback. " Because when I borrowed a quarter, I never gave it back. At the end of the war, I had a buck 75, and no friends. - Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I'm sorry. But we have a substantial check here made out to a Mr. Abraham Simpson
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Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode? imgur.com/hNbREZG
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Head in a Jar: Abraham Jay Jedediah Simpson by Ricardo Chucky
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Your parent: "ABRAHAM SIMPSON", is dead. He died from: "COMPLICATIONS OF A MEDICAL NATURE. THE-NURSING-HOME-WAS-NOT-RESPONSIBLE."
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Abraham Simpson vs. Tommy Pickle's Grandpa vs. Arnold's Grandpa at telling the most fictitious and nonsensical story
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Abraham Simpson cosplays as the 11th Doctor two decades ahead of time. Wibbly wobbly, etc.
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TIL although many Simpsons characters are named after Matt Groening's family members, he refused to name the Simpsons' Grandpa after his own grandfather, Abraham, leaving it to other writers to choose a name. Coincidentally, they chose Abraham, unaware that it was the name of Matt's grandfather. reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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Call me Abraham Simpson!
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[/r/funny] After showing my young nephew my old metal cassette collection.. and being told that this was "lame", I immediately felt like Abraham Simpson.. [chart in comments] reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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The Abraham Simpson seal of approval, use as you see fit.
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My college ultimate team is named after Abraham Simpsons War platoon the Flying Hellfish. Please help us win 500 dollars by voting for us in this contest. apps.facebook.com/offerpo…
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Abraham Simpson Rice

In the episode which Bart and Lisa write itchy and scratchy episodes under Grandpas name, at the award show they introduce him as "Abraham Simpson Rice".... Can someone explain the joke to me

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The Abraham Simpson Guide To Being Miserable hunternuttall.com/blog/20…
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Abraham Simpson hates FF7.
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