9 Hilarious CyA Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Cya later alligator

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👤︎ u/Tater218

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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I was going to cook an alligator for dinner but...

I realized I only had a croc pot.

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👤︎ u/MrWhizzleteat

📅︎ Jul 07 2022

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When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

That's called A-pasta-cy

I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes

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👤︎ u/DavidkDavid

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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Now You See Me, Now You Don't

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👤︎ u/d13n3m4n

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?

A cyCLONE!!

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👤︎ u/PringleMuffin123

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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Dad gets a new truck

Hi there I just found this subreddit thought I might share this:

One night I was leaving to go to my mates house and dad had parked his new truck behind my car, so I thought might as well take that instead, he tells me "make sure you move the seat position, 1 is mine 2 is your mothers" I reply "yea cool, whatever dad, cya"

I get in the truck and push number 1, the seat moves itself closer to the searing wheel crushing me in between, I look up at the house and see my old man laughing his head off while he walks out of sight.

Thanks dad

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👤︎ u/Kodrad

📅︎ Sep 24 2013

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What did the color say to the letter right before he left?

Cya, n!

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👤︎ u/CommanderSunshine

📅︎ May 16 2017

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My son Cyril told me and his mother that he wants to hang out with his friends

I guess we're letting out a Cy

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👤︎ u/RavenWriter

📅︎ Jan 25 2015

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My dads take on texting

This happened a while back when my dad first got his iPhone, he started texting with us on an app. Prior to this my sister was teaching him how to use shortcuts like brb , cya , gtg etc

Dad:Hey you there?

Me: Yeah, what's up?

Dad: rtcyr

Me: ..huh?

Dad: RTCYR

Me: wtf are you saying

Dad: R.T.C.Y.R

Dad: it's dirty

Me: -_____________-

At that moment I understood what he was trying to say " remember to clean your room"

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👤︎ u/xZaggin

📅︎ Apr 02 2014

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