Cut above the rest

A lumberjack cut his leg with his chainsaw. Paramedics managed to stop the bleeding, but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max101707
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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This pun is a Cut above the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablocaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Beef hanging from a butcher's ceiling is a cut above the rest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I’m opening a high end barber shop on the top floor of a hotel..

It’s a cut above the rest.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Shared a dadjoke from this subreddit with my dad and he dadjoked it up even more.

Me: How did the butcher introduce his wife? Me: Meet Pattie! Dad: Meat my wife Dad: She's a cut above the rest

Here's a link to the text convo:

http://imgur.com/GU30U1Q

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xosir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel.

It’s a cut above the rest.

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