A list of puns related to "Vijay Kedia"
4-5 times is really too much but this is coming from a guy who is in the market. What do you think? Link
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Vijay Kediaβs song on Stock Market.
Sebi is about to implement their new rules, most of the rules are fine but there is a rule that made trading community furious. Sebi is going to remove margin money or leverage feature for intraday trading.
So what is margin money?
Consider it as extra money for a trade provided by the broker. For example - If you have βΉ10,000 and broker provides 5X margin then you can buy βΉ50,000 worth of shares. For a new comer it works as a disaster and for professional traders it works as an important edge.
Earlier it used to be 10X then Sebi cut it down to 5X now they are completely removing it.
Why are traders opposing it?
This rule basically take power from retail traders and give it to operators. Trader who used to buy 50 shares, can only buy 10 shares after this rule. Volume will be substantially reduced hence liquidity will be less, buy and sale bids will be also reduced.
After decades Indian Stock Market volume grew by 92% in Jan 2021 as compared to Jan 2020. Volume is a very positive thing for a market. All the legend investors such as Rakesh J, Vijay Kedia made their early money because of leverage or margin money.
Brokerβs business are going to take a hit because of this. All the brokers will be same only service will be different.
Motive of Sebi is to save retail traders from losses but these rules will push trades to trade in Future & Options which is volatile as hell. So their purpose is already defeated because share move around 2-3% in a day whereas Future & Options moves 100% or more.
Thank you for reading π½β¦
What do you think?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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