...take away its tiny little brooms.
She saw the other woman that I swept with.
But I slid out of contention.
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"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.
...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
It’s called “Curl Up & Dye”.
She's the last hair bender.
Expect some sweeping changes.
Call it Curl Runnings
It’s a hard back
Talk about hashtags!
Me: So are you watching House again?
Him: Nope, I'm watching Mansion.
Me: I've literally never heard of that show. What's it about?
Him: It's kind of like House, just a lot bigger.
Because it was acidic
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
"If you talked to your hair they could be your curl friends." i got a real face palm. was awesome!
So my wife and I have two cats. One of the cats was sitting in such a way that his tail was hanging down and it was curled into a spiral. My wife said how perfect of a spiral it was. I told her to stop giving the cat attention: he is just being a spiral cat ham.
My dad is an avid curler and plays all the time. Someone from the club calls and asks him to spare for him and he answers: 'I'm not a mechanic, I cant fix your spare." I slapped my face a little too hard.
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Curl up and dye
I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
Curl up and dye.
Sooooo... my oldest daughter curled her sister's hair this weekend... on the way home I started waving at her until she looked at me and asked me what I was doing... I told her that her hair was all wavy so I was waving back. She had the usual split second involuntary smile at the the corners of her mouth before she gave me a you-son-of-a-@#$%!-look ( http://imgur.com/D0UHimq )... because my kids refuse to acknowledge how funny I am... I laughed... and laughed...and I'm still laughing about it today...
Each time we drive by the beauty school I attempt a dad joke. Here are some of my favorites.
I wonder how often they use highlighters in their coursework.
Do you think they have extension courses?
Students are dying to get out of there.
Does every teacher allow makeup work?
You know, they're doing the opposite of filing for unemployment.
I wonder how often they change the locks in there?
Do you think cutting class is a requirement?
Does each student have a permanent record?
Do my puns make you want to curl up and dye?
Handkerchief - Cold storage
Beauty parlour - A place for women to curl up and dye
For a little background my dad enjoys the more vulgar jokes. Anyway, he often jokes about his "company." In fact every time he answers the phone he answers as if it's a call towards his company.
(He answers the phone) "Hello this is the Viiiiibrator Repair Service." Caller - "the what?" Dad - "This is Dick Phitzwell's Vibrator Repair Service, as of right now only the installation department is available."
It's not a joke really cause there's no funny punchline. The caller normally laughs and then carries on with the call.
Another one he likes, "What does an 80 year old woman taste like?
Depends.."
The other day we are at the beach. We're walking back to our vehicle and he's carrying his metal detector in his hands. Random beachgoer - "Did you find anything?" Dad - "No, unfortunately my battery went dead... just like my ex-wife's 'curling iron' under her pillow."
There's many many more. I'll have to catalog them in some form. Let me know if you'd like to hear the life and times of Dick Phitzwell.
Me and my boyfriend were sitting in bed watching a James Bond movie when my cat crawled under the blanket and curled beside me. I said to him "she's under cover". He pulled up the blanket and started blowing on her - I asked him what he was doing, and he said "blowing her cover".
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
You take away their brooms
You just need to take away their little brooms!
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
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You take away their little brooms
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You take their little brooms away.
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You take away his little broom
Take away it's tiny broom.
Take away its tiny brooms.
