My girlfriend was shopping for baby clothes

She shows me a onesie with aeroplanes all over it.

'What do you think about this one'

'Eh i think it's a bit plane'

'Why is it...' cue eyeroll and groan

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Got my girlfriend and she's still mad at me.

She went to her sister's for some sort of clothing-buying party thing, and was telling me about a dress she was handed:

"It was crazy, all these dresses had these really loud prints."

Me: "Huh. Would they look good riding in a little red corvette?"

Cue eye rolling and my hysterical laughter.

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I was hanging up laundry today...

My wife and I just moved in to an apartment with a washer, no dryer. So we hang our clothes on a line out the window.

She says "How are we going to dry them in winter?"

I say "We'll have to freeze-dry them."

Cue eye roll.

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