A list of puns related to "Cubic Corporation"
https://dailygalaxy.com/2021/12/humans-didnt-invent-mathematics-to-what-if-einstein-never-existed-planet-earth-report/
Cubic Corporation is looking for a Senior Data Engineer in San Diego, CA 92111 with the following skills: SQL, Python, Database
Job Summary: Incumbents of position will be responsible for designing, building, and optimizing data pipelines to expand the capabilities and products delivered by our analytics platform. Must be comfortable interfacing... apply or read more here: https://www.datayoshi.com/offer/148328/senior-data-engineer-cubic-corporation
See their news release at http://www.4-traders.com/CUBIC-CORPORATION-3956866/news/Cubic-Corporation-Has-No-Affiliation-with-Trapwire-Inc-14457918/
Also see this article from 2007 clearly establishing the relationship between Abraxas and Abraxas Applications/Trapwire.
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/stories/2007/03/12/story9.html?page=all
#Preparing the Field
Monty Don is an eccentric British man with a large forehead and an even larger smile, is one of the most well known pillars of the gardening community. He is widely beloved, a god among gardeners, and yet still comes across as affably lovely. But he has no problem stirring the soil now and then. To many, he is the badboy with a green thumb, rugged and manly, with an answer to every agrarian question and a wink for every agrarian woman. Not really, he would never do something so rude.
For almost two decades, he has hosted the BBC show Gardenerβs World, the largest and longest running gardening show on tv. GW has been around since 1968, but our boy Monty has been the face of the programme since 2003. From 2011 onward, he hosted it from his own garden, Longmeadow, which would go on to become a veritable mecca of gardening prowess.
Overall, the British gardening community is exactly as sweet and nice as you would expect. But there are rare disputes, and I thought we could go through them together.
#Taking Sides
In 2012, Monty Don became embroiled in a row between himself, his fans, the BBC, and a number of companies, over how best to dispose of pests when gardening. His advice was to hand pick the offending plants and destroy them, and not to use pesticides, which enraged pesticide companies, who went running to the BBC.
Rather than supporting Monty, the BBC apologised on his behalf, stating:
> βMonty often mentions non-organic alternatives and we will endeavour to ensure this is more consistent in future.β
Don responded with irritation and swore never to promote non organic products.
> βIt is a classic case of the BBC not wanting to offend anyone and trying to be fair and reasonable β but at the same time getting it wrong. It is nonsense, because there is nothing here that they need to defendβ
Fans were quick to take sides, but this would not be the last time Monty made headlines. It was just a taste of what was to come.
#The Meadow Discourse
The Lawn Controversy would come to encompass Monty Don and Alan Titchmarsh - the man who had hosted Gardenerβs World before 2003. In an interview with Radio Times (to which the entire nation listened in
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Below is a compilation of all Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals I've found in the mechanical keyboard community. I will do my best to continuously update the post throughout the week.
Please help me by:
(Organized by vendors in alphabetical order...and continuously under construction...)
1UP Keyboards: Nov 26 to Nov 29 11:59pm
21KB:
415 Keys: Nov 23 to...
ApexKeyboards:
Arlyn Cables: ...to Nov 30 12am PDT
AVX Works: to Dec 1
Bolsa Supply: Nov 26 10am PDT to Nov 28 11:59pm PDT
CableCraze:
Cablelab:
CableMod: "we plan on leaving it active for a week or two :)"
CannonKeys: Nov 26 12am ET to Dec 2 11:59pm ET
CandyKeys:
Caps Unlocked:
I'm emotionally exhausted from my job hunt. I'm not sure I want to work in a corporate atmosphere anymore. All the back stabbing that goes on has left me exhausted. Every job I have ever had has let me go at the two year mark. Most earlier. I have skills, but I guess sometimes my personality can make me the first person on the list to be let go. I can be funny, but my depression and moodiness shows sometimes.
I will be approaching retirement in 10 years. I feel I want to work for myself with my own clients but I do not yet have the skills to know how to get these clients.
If I could have my way, I would be an artist who could sell his work. But I don't know if this is a fantasy or actually a viable option.
What do you do when you are too exhausted from your job search to continue, yet recruiters are waiting on your updated resume and want to know the best time to conduct interviews?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I have lots of dreams that I log but this one specifically felt like I went to a real place somewhere in the astral realm. It seemed important but I need everyoneβs knowledge to help me decipher what this was if it was anything at all.... so here goes....
Me and my brother were trying to figure out where we wanted to go on vacay and this big holographic map of the United States was projected in front of us, it was very large and it had vivid pictures of the main geographical beauties each state had to offer. I looked westward and saw vivid canyons over near the north west and decided On βSeattleβ but upon waking where we picked wasnβt Seattle, it was actually where Montana is. But the dream told me, βSeattleβ. We get to the destination and we are in this place and we are told we have to wait inline to go in to this room. The area is set up like a dmv or a govt building And the line is for the βbathroomsβ but itβs not the bathroom itβs a secret room disguised as the restrooms. I also remember waiting and rumors that it was mafia run were circulating in the line. everyone else stood outside to do whatever they did through a metal window in the door that opened like in a medical waiting room. When it was my turn to go the door magically swung open which I consciously thought was odd and I was hesitant to enter. I walked in and took a left and Saw a long corridor that looked very corporate with little cubicles to the left and at the end big windows looking out into the night sky and there were colors out there Iβd never seen like dark sky with reds and purple bright lights and specks and people doing aerobics? They took me to a cubical and I sat at a desk across from two well dressed men, the main man was an older man I never met he was handsome looked a little like Ed Harris. He Looked at me with a serious look and said. Start from the beginning tell me the story of your fathers life.... I started telling him he was born in Bergen county NJ, Italian American father was a boxer in Jersey city and then got cut off by exuberant laughter and amusement they loved it and said βit sounds like your father lived a very colorful life!β And I remember thinking well yes he did (very colorful life!) BUT! I havenβt really even started! Then the dream got blurry But they told me they had all his jewelry at the desk and they were interested in buying it, I remember yellow lucite in the pile, which correlates to a yellow lucite pocket knife I found later in the second ha
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