Cringe pop Puns

"Wow," says the bartender. "In all my years of bartending I've never served a weasel before! What can I get for you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

My dad and I love dumb jokes and he told me this one last week XD so far I've gotten cringes and dumb stares when telling it.

I just got my old boss with this.

My current boss and I were talking about his origami skills, and that the school I work at doesn't have an origami program. My old boss suddenly pops in to say

"It took this long for (department) to figure out we don't have an origami program?"

So naturally I respond with "We did have an origami program, but it folded"

He cringed and laughed and had to leave the office to get away