What do you call a cow in an earthquake

A milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hernik26
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Why did the fish blush?

Because he saw the ocean’s bottom

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My dad told me β€œDon’t be quick to find faults”

Great man, terrible geologist

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