Most countries have coronavirus as of today

But China got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What was Iran called before it formed into the country we know it as today?

Running

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nic-River
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Driving along a country road with my daughter today...

When we had to overtake a horse. I did what your supposed to, slowed right down and gave them a wide berth. As we passed, my daughter noted that she didn't even smile or wave thanks at us. So I said, "Yeah, look at her on her high horse"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fox2319
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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[request] What cultures and countries today are proud of their puns?

This is not so much a request for a pun. I had heard that there was a town in the Scandinavian region that was known for their puns, and that this was recognized throughout the country. This was a part of a larger conversation about puns in general and the fact that they are typically frowned upon in english, while many other languages celebrate the pun, and are in fact more pun-prone due to the structure of the language.

However, I cannot remember where I heard this, I believe it was a podcast, but I cannot recall.

So, what cultures celebrate the pun, and do you know of any cities or towns known for their puns?

Thanks :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcraftt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Regardless of who wins the election today, let's hope that whoever runs in 2020 has the perfect vision this country needs.

Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashinyfeebas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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Baby gender reveal at my family reunion

My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.

One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.

Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, β€œDo you have a name for the baby yet?”

My brother replies, β€œYeah. Liana Noelle.”

Everyone starts to β€œOoohhh” and β€œAhhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.

Then after a moment I shout, β€œHow the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”


Edit (10/22/2014): Probably won't be seen or noticed by anyone, but my baby niece was just born today! She's on the opposite side of the country, but I can't wait to meet her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ted_E_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Wife dadjoked me last night.

We decided we needed to buy a new cordless screwdriver, so she was asking me where I was going to buy it from. I'm flying out of the country today for work, leaving her at home with 3 kids for 3 weeks. I said, "I'll just buy one when I get back, unless you need it."

She said, "Nope. I won't have time for screwing around!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bejean
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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Roaming minutes

My dad is out of the country with a cruise and texted me. I told him to Facebook message me so as to not waste his roaming minutes.
His response: Roming on Friday. Florencing tomorrow. Francing today." I laughed in my cubicle and refused to explain why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chops51991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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Psychology teacher dropped one on the class today.

Our psych teacher is known to be a jokester and today he continued that trend.

"So one night I was driving down a road in the country. All of a sudden, I heard a bam. I had hit something with my car. It turned out to be a pig. I didn't know what to do, so I just rolled it to the edge of the road. The next day at home, the farmer gave me a call saying he knew it was me who had killed his pig. I thought to myself, 'How could he know?' That's when it dawned on me. The pig had squealed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoltz3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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