35 Hilarious Count Three & Pray Puns

TIL Alexandre Dumas, author of The Three Musketeers & The Count of Monte Cristo, was reported to have 40 mistresses despite being married. Among them was Adah Isaacs Menken, an American actress less than half his age at the height of his career. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ale…

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👤︎ u/MarineKingPrime_

📅︎ Dec 14 2021

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Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (the original GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2e…

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👤︎ u/AnimeBuddy_65

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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A Republican lawmaker who was accused of kicking a high school student in the groin pleaded guilty to three counts of disorderly conduct. Samsel, a substitute teacher, spoke to a class about “the wrath of God & how rap music is wrong and kids should listen to other types of music.” nbcnews.com/news/us-news/…

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👤︎ u/Sariel007

📅︎ Sep 14 2021

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Trying to get my 6 months old to sleep so get the last three challenges of the Halloween gauntlet to get the 90 over player. Pray for me. This is gonna be close. Every second counts! Lol

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👤︎ u/shalo487

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Does having a shower count as having wudhu and can you pray after? I think so but my friends think otherwise

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👤︎ u/xongJ

📅︎ Dec 11 2021

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MRW - I'm on an inventory count at a Praying Mantis warehouse and the client says there are three Mantises in stock. gfycat.com/meekvariablear…

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👤︎ u/ninjacereal

📅︎ Aug 03 2021

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I've launched into the 2.0 of The Lost Metal (Wax & Wayne 4). Percentage bar is starting to count up! 7% so far. Planning to finish mid-Sept, as I need to stop and work on the three Skyward novellas I'm doing with Janci. twitter.com/BrandSanderso…

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👤︎ u/PrivateMajor

📅︎ Aug 11 2021

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Round one (of two...three?...pray for my bank acct). All blind except Y Tu Mamá También & Silence the Lambs — just couldn’t resist upgrading my DVDs after seeing how gorgeous of a slipcase both have!

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👤︎ u/cheesyblasters1994

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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I use to pray 4 rakats at night before going to sleep to recover prayers i missed all these years. Does it count as tahajjud as well?

basically the title. i would appreciate any help on how to peform tahanjjud and its benefits. thank you

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👤︎ u/tyresaredone

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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According to Wikipedia, the French casualties at Agincourt included three dukes, nine counts, a Viscount, an Archbishop, the Constable of France, Master of the Royal Household, and 3-5,000 other knights and squires. What would the effect of such a catastrophe had on the French feudal system?

The question can also be applied to other major high-casualty catastrophes of the feudal era (Hattin, Legnica etc.)

Would there have been a wave of succession crises? Would a bunch of tenant farmers suddenly have been without lords? Obviously French feudal life didn't up and collapse, but surely there would have been major shocks to the system?

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👤︎ u/OnlyInSilence

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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I pray this song gets in three it was in the first two v.redd.it/eob1trczfgq71

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👤︎ u/sparrrky

📅︎ Sep 29 2021

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Thanks for all the advise, I reached round 500. BADs still aren't getting halfway so please pray for my poor laptop (I added some screenshots with certain monkeys and their pop counts if you're interested) reddit.com/gallery/q3cruy

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👤︎ u/PolishSpinningToilet

📅︎ Oct 07 2021

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How do you all count stitches? If it calls for 2sc 1inc x12 I count 1,23, one 1,23, two 1,23 three 1,23 four & so on to twelve.

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👤︎ u/majorthomasina

📅︎ May 28 2021

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Just dropped the Popcorn Bucket of Three, please pray for me.

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👤︎ u/OneEyedOneHorned

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Elizabeth Holmes jury says it's deadlocked on three counts, judge says keep deliberating cnbc.com/amp/2022/01/03/j…

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👤︎ u/oneofwildes

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (the original GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell - The Chalkeaters youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2e…

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👤︎ u/zeniohp

📅︎ Mar 31 2021

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Count to Three (feat. The Stupendium & Ellen McLain) youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2e…

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👤︎ u/The_cooler_ArcSmith

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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Playing with a party of three, we pray for a bot and curse the world when a rando joins.

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👤︎ u/CelebratingScience

📅︎ Oct 18 2021

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Cycle 37-38 (lost count), DPO unknown (vaccine effected my ovulation), CD 34-37, BRANDS: FRER & EASY HOME. First time in three years we've come this close, so I'm a losing it a bit! I can see progression on the cheapies but not the FRERs.

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👤︎ u/lostinpickering

📅︎ Jun 24 2021

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Dispute over board game ends with three counts of assault, resisting arrest against wife therogersvillereview.com/…

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👤︎ u/Irishman2020

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Can i pray or does my prayer count if i dont know surah to end salah after surah tashahudd?

Want to know if i should still pray or wait till i learn the whole nomaz before starting to, today i read nomaz on my own after a long time and ended my salah with tashahudd not reciting anything after it. Im trying to learn surahs everyday but it takes me so much time to memorise

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👤︎ u/toiletpker

📅︎ Oct 28 2021

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Jinhao 990 with Bril Royal Blue. One of my favorite, and longest running pen & ink combination. Three years and counting.

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👤︎ u/thegurbax

📅︎ Nov 10 2021

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I finally broke down and got out of Robinhood today with all my AMC. Get ready for a butt load of shares to finally count as a buy. Pray that I am not too late. I know I'm an idiot for waiting this long.

I followed every post on it to the T. No fractional shares, waited T+2 days for trades to settle, have other stocks to be able to do a partial transfer with all my AMC. Have 75 as cash in the account for transfer cost.

I mainly did this because I saw a post that it helps AMC because it actually goes through as shares bought and not Robinhood margin bullshit. I DID IT FOR YOU APES. I HOLD FOR MY FELLOW APES

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👤︎ u/6Seasons-And-A-Movie

📅︎ Jun 29 2021

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Finally, after 5 months I hit it. Now i just pray i won’t get auto banned for soul count :/

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👤︎ u/inxszn

📅︎ Aug 21 2021

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A Quick poll before TGA. Can Elden Ring be considered the most anticipated game two times in a roll? (Three If we count this year's Golden Joystick Award)

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👤︎ u/Fullmetallad

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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Alto Shaam QC2-100 remote blast chiller is pretty damn cool, but leaking from two of three evaporators. New coils without heaters or TXV are 3078.00 each, let's pray they decline my quote. v.redd.it/e4nh4pd8x7z71

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👤︎ u/Spiritual_Stranger1

📅︎ Nov 12 2021

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Allyn: "We are unable to come to a unanimous verdict on three of the counts." mobile.twitter.com/BobbyA…

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👤︎ u/Captain_Twitch

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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How important is it to pray the three daily prayers every day?

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👤︎ u/goodthymesb

📅︎ Nov 17 2021

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Update: Lugweenie is currently in labor, please pray for her she’s making little wimping noises off & on, she’s been in her snuggle cup for a few hours I have not bothered her because I know she in discomfort, she’s ate piece of bell pepper earlier still no water❤️🥺 reddit.com/gallery/r3tnb9

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👤︎ u/TinyCryptographer732

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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This is why I haven’t watched anything on Netflix for a while, I’m just watching Alec & Hillary spiral. Alec just posted this reminder to sign a petition to save the sharks. While Hillary is posting memes about loneliness and quotes from “Eat, Pray, Love.” This is a show in and of itself.

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👤︎ u/Ready-Bat-8824

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (the original GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2e…

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👤︎ u/win8linux

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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[Wojnarowski] Sources: After the first case of COVID, a team would be permitted to add a 10-day player, but after a second, third and fourth case, teams would be required to add a 10-day player. Teams would be limited to three replacement players. Salaries wouldn’t count against cap or tax. twitter.com/wojespn/statu…

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👤︎ u/curryybacon

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (the original GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell youtu.be/jpw2ebhTSKs

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👤︎ u/flyinggoatcheese

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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Saint rampal ji explains the chef All three gods and goddesses are settled in their hearts. First of all, pray to him and listen to him. Visit saint rampal ji maharaj on youtube channel for more details

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👤︎ u/mohandas994

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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Should I just sit down, count my blessings and pray my GPU lasts forever?

So… Ive posted a bit here this week. Really appreciate the help so far.

I’m a bit unsure what to do next. Even with the next BB drop, I dont even know what to buy…

I’ve got a 9 year old ASUS 760 OC. No signs of it dying, although I haven’t ran any tests in a very very long time.

I had hoped to find a new card in the $300-350 after tax range that would be better than my current card, which I got for about $260. Its not looking good.

Should I just enjoy what I have and pray it never dies? lol

My entire PC cost $780 nine years ago… with various parts bought on sale. It now feels like the days of decent gaming PCs for relatively cheap (building your own) are gone…

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👤︎ u/Osiris1316

📅︎ Aug 31 2021

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