Coronations in Poland Puns

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The full coronation in color was removed from YouTube and I can't find it anywhere unfortunately. I really want to view the complete coronation of queen Elizabeth II and I tried finding a DVD to watch it, but I just can't. Is there a way to possibly torrent it?

The carriage barreled through the pouring rain without an obvious path. Garland knew something was wrong as soon as he spotted it from his window. Nobody came to this small village in the middle of the night. Especially during a storm like this one.

A flash of lighting illuminated the vehicle for a brief glimpse, revealing through its gold-plated design that it belonged to some form of nobility. Garland sighed. That eliminated all doubt. It came for him.

The carriage stopped in front of his wooden shack. Some of the villagers were peeking from their homes, curious about the ruckus. They didn't know about Garland's lineage. Most just saw him as a simple farmer. That perception would probably end soon. Garland felt tempted to refuse his mysterious visitor just to maintain this image. It took him years to get over his lack of importance and he'd finally grown content with who he was now. Unfortunately, that wouldn't work. There wasn't a peasant in existence that had the guts to deny shelter to a noble in a storm.

A man jumped out of the carriage, dirtying his fine garment with a splash of mud. Garland narrowed his eyes. The man didn't send a servant to announce his presence. He just went straight for the door and started banging on it.

Garland lit a candle before welcoming the man inside. He took a step back in shock when he noticed it was Daryl, an old friend from his former life. The expression on his face was morose, conflicted with the joy of this sudden reunion. Garland swallowed. He didn't like where this was going.

Daryl, who was usually obsessed with the minutiae of formality, didn't even bother with a greeting. He just pursed his lips, drew a sharp breath, and looked away before saying:

"The throne is yours."

Garland blinked a few times, gaping his mouth. "W-what?"

"Your family... Every successor in line... They all died this afternoon in a rock slide."

"How?!?"

"Tensions have risen with a new bordering kingdom. Most of the court headed in the royal caravan to negotiate and hopefully avoid war. The king took it incredibly seriously. He requested the company of anyone available in the royal family as a show of good faith to the foreigners. Almost everyone went."

Garland raised an eyebrow. "Almost? Who didn't go?"

Daryl struggled to utter the words, but a flash of rage motivated him to say it. "Your distant cousin Francis."

"Then give him the throne."

"Never!" spat out Daryl.

Garland widened his eyes. The anger in his old friend seem

When Anna is singing "For the First Time in Forever", she takes a plate from one of the stacks and places it on another stack, therefore ruining the system for everyone.

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edit: spelling lol

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* Laura Mercier - eye basics base pour (eyeshadow primer) in shade wheat, 2.8g, used 3 times, $3

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