A list of puns related to "Corny Thompson"
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'd love to hear Jacob Fatu sit down with Jim and discuss his career and the struggles he's had trying to break into the mainstream
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
These are the boys' ones- I tried not to put down the ones I knew were cultural. Tell me your... favorites lol
-Ace-Liam
-Aeyonn-Jnxel
-Ahem
-Akolade
-Aldous
-Alexxander
-Alexzander
-Alexzeus --Alyx
-Alma for a boy?
-Amadeus
-Anakin
-Arctic
-Arnold
-Arrow
-Artemis
-Art-Lawerence
Aspen-James
Atlas
Atley
Atreyu
Atticus
Augustine
August-Jude
Aurelius
Awston
Axxtyn
Axyl
Aydrian
Azachary
Azriel
Baizley
Bartholemew
Baxley
Baxten
Bean
Beau-Ryatt
Beaux
Beckhym
Bellajonas
Bellamy
Bexley
Bexzen
Bince
Birk
Blaize
Blayden
Bleu
Blakeleigh
Blythe
Bob just Bob
Bodhi
Bohannon
Bohdi
Bonaventure
Booker
Boomer
Bostyn
Bowie
Bradlym
Braisely
Brady-Ray
Braisen
Brave
Braxtyn
Breckynn
Breaux Like...bro?
Bricein
Bridger
Breyson
Brinley
Brodie
Briley
Brodrick
Bronxton
Broly
Brox
Brylyn
Bryder
Bryle
Bryseton
Buck
Cache
Cairo
Calihan
Calix
Calyx
Carlisle
Carmel
Caysee
Chancellor
Chaynce
Chaseton
Chet
Chlyde
Chyler
Clayven
Coastyn
Cloud
Clouse
Cornelius
Corny
Creedence
Crimson
Cylas
Cylus
Daemon
Daniyal
Dason
Daxston
Daxyn
Daylyn
Dayvie
Deaken
Dedrick
Delijah
DELBERT
Denim
Devious
Dirk
Djames
Divinity
Dodger
Donteigh
Donovans
Draxlin
Drayken
Dreacesyn
Dreason
Eleanor
Emersyn
Eros
Excel
Falcon
Fenton
Fiery
Foxley
Foxtyn
Godswill
Gracyn
Greysky
Gryffin
Gunner
Harkley
Harlynd
Hawksley
Hayeson
Hayzen
Heavens
Hendrixx
Hendryx
Hero
Holy
Hope-Junior
Huckston
Huey
Huntley
Huxley
Individual
Jadence
Jagger
Jaison
Jaxden
Jaxtin
Jaxxon
Jaxyn
Jaymeson
Jesse-James
Jhayce
Johnny-Royale
Jryxx
Kaizden
Kaylum
Kendrix
Kentley
Kharsyn
Khyler
Kingslee
Klaze
Knoxen
Knoxly
Krayson
Krayz
Krew
Kyloe
Laith
Laikyn
Ladd
Larsynn
Layden
Layken
Layth
Legend
Legend-Xavier-Chino
Lelouch
Lenoxx
Lenyx
Leviathan
Lextyn
Lewie
Lockryn
Logyn
Loukas
Luca-Indy
Lucifer
Lukah
Lux
Lyncoln
Lynk
Lynken
Lynx
Maccoy
Macen
Maddex
Maddix
Maddyn
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