I've been taking a look at the French Revolution and the major parties involved. I've been confused however at their organization. One source for example mentions that the Girondints were part of the Jacobin club and other say they were different factions. I've seen in another instance that the "Montagne" and the Girondints were all different factions of the Jacobin club. Could someone please clarify the general organization of these groups? Also, could someone classify which club or faction these revolutionaries belong to? (Danton, Robespierre, Desmoulins, Marat, Hébert, and Brissot) I thank the brave soul who can clarify this :)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
(Here goes!)
Name: Cordelie Ellis
Age: 21
Appearance: Cordelie normally has her relatively short hair pulled into a bun, although on rare occasions she has it down. She's got an average build, greenish eyes and relatively fair skin.
Personality: She's normally pretty happy and friendly, but there is the rare occasion when Cordelie will get extremely angry, making her personality... less than great. She doesn't have the most respect for people who are generally rude and/or angry.
Backstory: Cordelie's past is nothing special. Raised by a single father near Edmonton, she never much cared to develop her powers, barely knowing she had them. But after a few years of experimentation and a bit of anxiety, she's managed to fully embrace and use what's at her disposal.
Powers:
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Age Changing (An illusion, of course)
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Crow Communication
Cordelie walks into camp, wearing little more than a shirt and some battered jeans. She shivers a bit as she looks around.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
