Contra 4 Puns

A list of puns related to "Contra 4"

Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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what do you call an orchestra on drugs?

contra-band

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👤︎ u/excalibur039
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Bob takes a stroll while talking about an old shoot 'em up

Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.

Alternative for the logic nerds:

Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.

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👤︎ u/IceMetalPunk
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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