As promised, I put dad jokes in my vows today

I posted maybe a month ago and wanted to give you all an update on how the wedding went!

My absolutely stunning bride walked down the isle to "The Throne Room" song from A New Hope where Princess Leia gives the medals to Han and Luke.

My vows were:

"You are the love of my life. Ever since you walked into my life about 2.5 years ago, you have made literally every part of my life better and more beautiful, you have filled my life with a lot of laughter and love. You have this amazing indefinable quality to you that makes you so amazing and the perfect woman for me. I love you with all of my heart.

Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you.

I vow that I will always be there for you, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, but let’s make it richer, we are the Richardsons

I vow that I will do my best to keep you laughing, smiling and happy for the rest of our lives.

I vow that I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

I vow I will love you with all of the love, for all of my days."

It was a beautiful evening, with lots of laughs, plenty of serious heartfelt moments and lots of happiness! My wife and I could not be happier and it was perfect! I hope you all had a good day, I sure did!

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Takes a date to a wedding

A dude is getting ready to take his girlfriend to his mates wedding. First he goes to rent his kilt but there’s a long line at the kilt shop.

When they get to the reception they go to congratulated the bride and groom. But there is a long congratulations line.

They then go to get some drinks before the meal. But there is a long drinks line and it takes ages

Then he goes to request his dates favourite song so they can have a dance. But there is a long DJ line and it takes forever.

When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over and just like this rambling joke there is no punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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