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I put together the below spreadsheet with randomly generated phone numbers as an example of what I need. It will be used for several things, but primarily for mail merges where both the 'Primary Phone #' with the dashes for easy reading and the 'Text to Email Address' columns will be pulled in.
I use the below formula to reference the 'Cell Carrier' in column C and return the correct sms suffix in column D:
=IF(B2="Verison","@vtet.com",IF(B2="AT&T","@txt.att.net",IF(B2="T-Mobile","@tmomail.net",IF(B2="Sprint","@messaging.sprintpcs.com",IF(B2="US Cellular","@email.uscc.net",IF(B2="Cricket","@sms.mycricket.com",IF(B2="MetoPCS","@mymetropcs.com",IF(B2="Ting","@tmomail.net",IF(B2="Consumer Cellular","@txt.att.net",IF(B2="Boost Mobile","@sms.myboostmobile.com"))))))))))
Then I use the below to remove dashes from the phone numbers in column A, to return the phone numbers with no dashes into column B:
=SUBSTITUTE(A2,"-","")
Then I concatenate columns B and D in to column E for the end result:
=CONCATENATE(B2,D2)
Is there anyway to do this with fewer columns, preferably in one after data entry for columns A and C?
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