A list of puns related to "College tour"
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you canβt be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because youβre still alive!
Was giving tours of various buildings at my university this morning, one of the rotations was our Nursing building.
A mom asked βIs this Nursing school harder to get into than others?β
Looking confused, I opened and closed the door a little bit before saying βNah, the doorβs not that heavyβ
Literally all the dads laughed while the moms and their children collectively groaned.
It was one of those rare days at college where my friend Gerald and I had gotten out of class and we had nothing to do.
We decided to hop on a college tour just for fun and see what happens. I attempted to ask questions that would help the tour, but Gerald was asking very weird obvious joke questions.
We get to the chapel and Gerald asks βyeah, does this chapel have the necessary alter I need to make my many sacrifices?β
And then this dad next to me, living his daddest life, without missing a beat, turns to me and says: βThe tuition is the sacrifice, am I right?β
I asked my dad if he thought she got a scholarship because of her being a little person and all. And he turned to me and said "I'm not sure maybe half of one"
Last Saturday, I took a tour of a small private college with my mom and a friend who is considering going there. At one point in the tour, the tour guide begins to discuss her humanities classes that she took. One of them in particular was a class on Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy, and she then began to mention her favorite part of the class was studying Inferno.
I then responded with, "Gee, I bet that was a hell of a class."
Groans and laughter then proceeded to consume the tour group, and the tour guide herself began to giggle.
We were touring a college and walked by the geology room, it had a bunch of rocks on display.
I muttered "I bet this class rocks"
After we laugh and he punches me, I say "Aw cmon that ones a classic"
He agrees
Then I say "Yeah it was a real gem"
The other day, my 2 year old son and I went to visit my dad at his new job as a college teacher. As he was giving us a tour, we stopped by the office of the computer science professor to chat. My son saw some computer monitors on the floor in his office and asked "what's that?" To which the computer professor, who is a grandpa himself, replied "those are monitors. Maybe I should set them outside my door, then they'd be HALL monitors!" We three dad's got a good chuckle out of that. My toddler, not so much.
So my dad and are touring a college in Rapid City, South Dakota, and we drove past a Geology Museum. He casually pointed it out as we had not noticed it before. I waited a few seconds, fully expecting a Geology rocks joke, but he was silent. I asked him why he didn't make a joke, as he is notorious for awesome dad jokes, and he looked at me and said, "I was going to but I felt like I was stuck between a rock and a hard place." I just looked at him and gave him a fist bump. This is going to be a great trip.
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