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My dad found a 18K Gold pocket watch from 1920 belonging to a doctor reddit.com/gallery/rt6kvk
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Who is the best player born on each day of the year?

I was curious to see who was the best player born on each day of the year. It turned out to be a bit more of a struggle than I thought it was going to be, so I decided to simply sort it by WAR. Does that mean that sometimes a better player got left off the list for a player who simply had a longer career? Absolutely. But WAR is a nice simple stat. So, here's the list!

January

  • 1 – Tim Keefe
  • 2 – Edgar Martinez
  • 3 – A.J. Burnett
  • 4 – Kris Bryant
  • 5 – Bill Dahlen
  • 6 – Early Wynn
  • 7 – Johnny Mize
  • 8 – Jason Giambi
  • 9 – Stan Javier
  • 10 – Willie McCovey
  • 11 – Max Carey
  • 12 – Bill Madlock
  • 13 – Kevin Mitchell
  • 14 – Sonny Siebert
  • 15 – Bobby Grich
  • 16 – Albert Pujols
  • 17 – Darrell Porter
  • 18 – Curt Flood
  • 19 – John Matlack
  • 20 – Brian Giles
  • 21 – Mike Tiernan
  • 22 – Amos Strunk
  • 23 – Red Donahue
  • 24 – JosΓ© Quintana
  • 25 – Danny Richardson
  • 26 – George Blaeholder
  • 27 – Bibb Falk
  • 28 – Magglio OrdΓ³Γ±ez
  • 29 – Jason Schmidt
  • 30 – Tony Mullane
  • 31 – Nolan Ryan

February

  • 1 – Paul Blair
  • 2 – Wes Ferrell
  • 3 – Fred Lynn
  • 4 – Doug Fister
  • 5 – Hank Aaron
  • 6 – Babe Ruth
  • 7 – Carney Lansford
  • 8 – Dobie Moore
  • 9 – Vladimir Guerrero
  • 10 – Lance Berkman
  • 11 – Jimmy Ryan
  • 12 – Chet Lemon
  • 13 – Sal Bando
  • 14 – Pretzels Getzien
  • 15 – Billy Hamilton
  • 16 – Ben Sanders
  • 17 – Wally Pipp
  • 18 – Joe Gordon
  • 19 – Dave Stewart
  • 20 – Justin Verlander
  • 21 – Alan Trammell
  • 22 – Clarence Mitchell
  • 23 – Ray Brown
  • 24 – Honus Wagner
  • 25 – Ron Santo
  • 26 – Pete Alexander
  • 27 – Johnny Pesky
  • 28 – Terry Turner
  • 29 – Al Rosen

March

  • 1 – Paul Hines
  • 2 – Mel Ott
  • 3 – John Ward
  • 4 – Dazzy Vance
  • 5 – Sam Thompson
  • 6 – Lefty Grove
  • 7 – Jeff Kent
  • 8 – Dick Allen
  • 9 – Arky Vaughan
  • 10 – John Briggs
  • 11 – Bobby Abreu
  • 12 – Jim Wynn
  • 13 – Home Run Baker
  • 14 – Kevin Brown
  • 15 – Bobby Bonds
  • 16 – Buddy Myer
  • 17 – Charlie Root
  • 18 – Dwayne Murphy
  • 19 – Clayton Kershaw
  • 20 – Joe McGinnity
  • 21 – Manny SanguillΓ©n
  • 22 – Billy Goodman
  • 23 – Mark Buehrle
  • 24 – George Sisler
  • 25 – Tom Glavine
  • 26 – Kevin Seitzer
  • 27 – Buster Posey
  • 28 – Lon Warneke
  • 29 – Cy Young
  • 30 – Chris Sale
  • 31 – Jack Stivetts

April

  • 1 – Phil Niekro
  • 2 – Luke Appling
  • 3 – Guy Hecker
  • 4 – Tris Speaker
  • 5 – Bill Dinneen
  • 6 – Bert Blyleven
  • 7 – AdriΓ‘n BeltrΓ©
  • 8 – Gary Carter
  • 9 – Doc White
  • 10 – Ken Griffey Sr.
  • 11 – Bret Saberhagen
  • 12 – Vic Willis
  • 13 – Lorenzo Cain
  • 14 – Greg Maddux
  • 15 – Willie Davis
  • 16 – Paul Waner
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If every U.S. state had their own "state team" (Part 3)

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part three of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part two!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Hawai'i

  • Home Stadium: Clarence T. C. Ching Stadium, Honolulu (Capacity: 15,000)
  • Notable players: Bobby Wood, Antonee Robinson, Alfredo Morales and Dylan Teves
  • Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Belize
  • Rivals: Guam, American Samoa, California, and Washington state
No Pos. Player Age Club (Nat.) Notes
1 GK Dante Perez 21 Seattle Redhawks (USA) Born in Kahului, HI
2 DF Tyler Allen 23 Forward Madison (USA) Born in Honolulu, HI
3 DF Cameron De Jong 26 Adamstown Rosebud (AUS) Born in California, lived in Mililani, HI
4 MF Jonah Kawamura 18 Washington Huskies (USA) Born in Honolulu, HI
5 DF Kupa'a Fernandez 19 Gonzaga Bulldogs (USA) Born in Kailua-Kona, HI
6 MF Laukoa Santos 22 San Diego State Aztecs (USA) Born in Waikoloa, HI
7 FW Clayton Sato 22 San Francisco State Gators (USA) Born in Honolulu, HI
8 MF Kei Tomozawa 22 Stanford Cardinal (USA) Born in Japan, raised in Honolulu, HI
9 FW Bobby Wood 29 Real Salt Lake (USA) USMNT player. Born in Honolulu, HI
10 MF Dylan Teves 21 Washington Huskies (USA) Born in Honolulu, HI
11 DF Taiga Hata 22 Shonan Bellmare (JPN) Born in Japan, grandparent from Hawaii
12 FW Skyler Goo 20 UNLV Rebels (USA) Born in Mililani, HI
13 DF Antonee Robinson 24 Fulham (ENG) USMNT player. Born in England, mother from Hawaii
14 MF Shandon Hopeau 23 San Antonio FC (USA) Born in Kapolei, HI
15 DF Bryan Enatsu 28 Cerezo Osaka (JPN) Born in Honolulu, HI
16 MF Logan Calpito 17 Tacoma Defiance (USA) Born in Honolulu, HI
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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[OC] What would all-time rosters look like if everyone went home like LeBron in 2015?

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

  • some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
  • some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

  • I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
  • Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
  • Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
  • Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
    • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
  • Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
  • Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
  • Lansing to prune Detroit
  • 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
  • 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
  • 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
  • 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
  • 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
  • 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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Every single random streamer mode name in Rust

aaron abbey abbie abby abdul abe abel abigail abraham abram ada adah adalberto adaline adam adan addie adela adelaida adelaide adele adelia adelina adeline adell adella adelle adena adina adolfo adolph adria adrian adriana adriane adrianna adrianne adrien adriene adrienne afton agatha agnes agnus agripina agueda agustin agustina ahmad ahmed ai aida aide aiko aileen ailene aimee aisha aja akiko akilah al alaina alaine alan alana alane alanna alayna alba albert alberta albertha albertina albertine alberto albina alda alden aldo alease alec alecia aleen aleida aleisha alejandra alejandrina alejandro alena alene alesha aleshia alesia alessandra aleta aletha alethea alethia alex alexa alexander alexandra alexandria alexia alexis alfonso alfonzo alfred alfreda alfredia alfredo ali alia alica alice alicia alida alina aline alisa alise alisha alishia alisia alison alissa alita alix aliza alla allan alleen allegra allen allena allene allie alline allison allyn allyson alma almeda almeta alona alonso alonzo alpha alphonse alphonso alta altagracia altha althea alton alva alvaro alvera alverta alvin alvina alyce alycia alysa alyse alysha alysia alyson alyssa amada amado amal amalia amanda amber amberly ambrose amee amelia america ami amie amiee amina amira ammie amos amparo amy an ana anabel analisa anamaria anastacia anastasia andera anderson andra andre andrea andreas andree andres andrew andria andy anette angel angela angele angelena angeles angelia angelic angelica angelika angelina angeline angelique angelita angella angelo angelyn angie angila angla angle anglea anh anibal anika anisa anisha anissa anita anitra anja anjanette anjelica ann anna annabel annabell annabelle annalee annalisa annamae annamaria annamarie anne anneliese annelle annemarie annett annetta annette annice annie annika annis annita annmarie anthony antione antionette antoine antoinette anton antone antonetta antonette antonia antonietta antonina antonio antony antwan anya apolonia april apryl ara araceli aracelis aracely arcelia archie ardath ardelia ardell ardella ardelle arden ardis ardith aretha argelia argentina ariana ariane arianna arianne arica arie ariel arielle arla arlean arleen arlen arlena arlene arletha arletta arlette arlie arlinda arline arlyne armand armanda armandina armando armida arminda arnetta arnette arnita arnold arnoldo arnulfo aron arron art arthur artie arturo arvilla asa asha ashanti ashely ashlea ashlee ashleigh ashley ashli ashlie ashly ashlyn ashton asia asley a

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Pun intended.
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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