My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Every.Damn.Movie.

Sitting in the cinema when the trailers end and the light comes up for a minute before the real movie starts.

Dad: "Well, well what a nice movie, wasn't it? A little short but still..." pretends to stand up and leave

On rare occasions I have seen two dads do the pretending to leave thing at the same fucking time. It's like the universal dadjoke one has to perform at least once before entering the magic league of joking dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUCCESSFUL_DUDE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Waiting for Spider-man

I went to see the new spider-man movie today, and they were a bit slow cleaning the cinema from the previous showing (probably because of everyone sticking around for the post-credits scene), so a bunch of us were hanging out outside.

A guy with two kids walks up and says "Are you waiting for Spider-man?" one of the folks waiting says yes, and the dad says, "Oh well, I'm sure he'll swing by soon."

I gave him a nod of respect. Thought you guys would appreciate too.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink

No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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