Perfect joke my boss said...

She was telling me a story about going to go get a Christmas tree with her son. And her son didn't want to go, so she said what do you have to do today? He replied "I have a date with the couch", and she replied saying, "At least it won't stand you up"

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👤︎ u/Astrallum
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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