Christian metal Puns

A list of puns related to "Christian metal"

I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.

I love my Christian Heavy Metal.

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👤︎ u/GerbilSpanker
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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👤︎ u/anonkingdragon
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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