Chris Walley Puns

Since Oklahoma & Texas announced they were leaving for the SEC, everyone on /r/CFB was left with one pressing question yet to be answered - How often do true freshman bluechip WRs contribute as true freshman? Okay maybe that’s just been me, but since we are over a week into August I figured it was time to get away from realignment and back to good ol’ fashioned football analysis! Yeah ANALYSIS! A-N-A-L------analysis. I did some football data analyzing for y’all.

Note: If you just want to see the data and don’t care for an introduction, feel free to skip down to the numbers as the below just explains the process. Just try not to complain in the comments about something I explained below or I will own you in the comments.

One of the hardest parts in projecting teams each offseason is trying to figure out how much we can expect from the incoming freshman, and this is especially true for incoming freshman WRs, where 2020 5* Kayshon Boutte can immediately make an impact for LSU and then top ranked 2018 WR Justin Shorter from Penn State can struggle for two seasons before transferring to Florida. And the reasons why some freshman WRs immediately make an impact and others don’t is less clear than for most other positions, because the issue isn’t usually as much tied to S&C like OL/DL/LB, or known for being extremely difficult to play in college like QB/CB.

So to answer this question, I decided to use the last 5 years as a sample size (2016-2020) and see how many true freshman WRs contributed year 1 and what was the likelihood of that happening. I used 247 composite bluechip WRs, aka 5*s and 4*s, as my sample size because they are statistically the most likely to play right away (and going through every freshman WR would take forever), and from there, I went through every composite 3* that was a 4* according to 247sports individually given 247sports has historically done better than Rivals or ESPN in their ratings. Finally, I went through every bluechip ATH, APB, TE, and CB to see if there were any players I missed and added them to the list. Once I had my sample size, I went through every single player's total number of games and played and total snaps their first year (using PFF) and recorded all their receptions, receiving yards, and receiving TDs (from sports-reference) if they did play. I didn’t include rushing yards since again, it would take too long to go through, and for similar reasons didn’t get into number of targets or run blockin

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I know for me, a movie on tv last night that I let play for background noise while I was doing something else really made me think that lol.

I'm pretty sure it was Vacation, the one where they go to Walley World and Chris Hemsworth is in it. It was all right, but yeah, it got pretty raunchy, something I don't mind, but listening in on Rusty propositioning to his wife that they have sex at the Four Corners Monument for it to turn out they were far from the only couple to have that idea is probably the most ace I've felt in a while lol. You ever go through something like that?

Edit: grammar

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "