Chorus line Puns

During our trip, U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" played on the radio.

When Bono sang that line in the first chorus, my dad replied, "Really, Bono? You've been looking for like 20 years now!"

I'm visiting my parents from out of town and we all had gone outside to see the super moon and the meteor shower.

My dad waited until I said something along the lines of "oh wow look at the super moon."

That's when it started. He began singing "Super moon, super moon, it's super moonay" to the tune of "super freak." My mom, not to be outdone, joined in.

I'm clearly not having it so after seeing the super moon I go back inside. They follow me inside and I trip over their dog Tink. Annoyed I said, "Stupid Tink" setting off a new chorus of Super Tink.