Chi Upsilon Sigma Puns

Alright, so a lot of shit went down last year, especially with SAE, so we’re gonna kick this shit off right by re-roasting the fuck out of everyone. Schedule is listed below, we’ll have one roast a day, posted around noon EST:

Rules: Only roast the fraternity in question. Comments such as “Who?”, “I’ve never heard of them”, and “We don’t have them at my school” aren’t roasts. Some fraternities are large in certain regions and absent in others, just because you haven’t heard of one, doesn’t mean they’re not dominant in other areas.

Please remember this is for fun. Don’t take it too seriously when your fraternity gets roasted: you’ll have a chance to roast back.

Acacia

ΑΧΡ

ΑΔΓ

ΑΔΦ

AEPi

AGR

ΑΚΛ

Divine Nine

ΑΦΔ

ΑΣΦ

ATO

ΒΘΠ

BYX

ΧΦ

ΧΨ

DChi

DKE

Delta Sig

Delts

DU

Farm House

KA

KDR

Kappa Sig

ΛΧΑ

FIJI

Phi Delt

Phi Psi

ΦΚΣ

Phi Tau

ΦΚΘ

Phi Sig

Pike

Pi Kapp

ΠΛΦ

ΨΥ

SAE

Sammy

Sigma Chi

Sigma Nu

SigEp

ΣΠ

ΣΤΓ

ΤΚΕ

ΘΧ

Theta Tau

ΘΞ

Triangle

So I've printed out the Epsilon Tract and had a good look over it all, switched a few things around, read it in reverse etc. Most of us know that as well. But, looking into it further, a few things have began to stand out to me.

We should all be pretty aware that The Epsilon Program involves a lot of the Greek Alphabet in the Tract, as Omega, Psi, Chi, Upsilon and Tau are all letters. Epsilon, stands for e. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_alphabet

Now, lets make things a little interesting and it only gets weirder, the first chapter of the tract is Omega, the 24th letter of the Greek Alphabet. Chapter 2 is Psi, the 23rd letter of the Greek Alphabet. After that Chapter 3 is Chi, the 22nd letter.

For some reason we skip Phi, the 21st letter. Observe the Greek letter of Phi and rotate it 90 degrees, it looks familiar, but this doesn't explain why we skipped phi and moved onto Upsilon, the 20th Letter. Last is Tau, the 19th letter and that is all we have.

We have 5 letters, all in order except for 1 missing (Phi). Could it just be coincidence that we have 5 X's on the Chiliad mural and an eye at the top resembling Phi on a 90 degree angle?

When we all first read The Epsilon Tract we all read the first sentence: "From Omega to Alpha and back again, and from Z to A. We as people have consistently got things backwards." So we read the Tract backwards and it made more sense that way, but did we take the Chapters as well? Have we considered putting the Epsilon Tract in this order:

start

Chapter 5, Verse 6 - Omega

Chapter 5, Verse 5

Chapter 5, Verse 4

Chapter 5, Verse 3

Chapter 5, Verse 2

Chapter 5, Verse 1

Chapter 4, Verse 6 - Psi

Chapter 4, Verse 5

Chapter 4, Verse 4

Chapter 4, Verse 3

Chapter 4, Verse 2

Chapter 4, Verse 1

Chapter 3, Verse 7 - Chi

Chapter 3, Verse 6

Chapter 3, Verse 5

Chapter 3, Verse 4

Chapter 3, Verse 3

Chapter 3, Verse 2

Chapter 3, Verse 1

Chapter 2, Verse 4 - Upsilon

Chapter 2, Verse 3

Chapter 2, Verse 2

Chapter 2, Verse 1

Chapter 1, Verse 3 - Tau

Chapter 1, Verse 2

Chapter 1, Verse 1

end

Prepare yourself for Mind-Fuckery: After putting this all together, with everything I had mentioned, the the tract seems like 5 big METAPHORS, the 5 Greek Alphabetical letters that represent the X's on the Chiliad Mural, which those X's are also Metaphors for the Glyphs on the mountain.

Phi, our only left out letter is right there at the top of the mural and under the Viewing Platform. But find

According to the Beta Upsilon Chi instagram page he is doing okay, but still an extremely sad situation.

Hi.

This is long overdue, but it's taken me a while to process and admit to myself what happened. First of all, fuck you. In no way do I want this to start a lot of shit, I frankly am doing this as a way of closure for myself. I know you’ll know who you are and I hope you feel fucking guilty. I suspect you don’t even know you raped me unfortunately, so hopefully this will fucking enlighten you and make you feel like shit for the rest of your pathetic life.

I knew from the moment I woke up at 5AM to find myself in your bed, that what had happened was wrong. I tried to play it off like I meant for it to happen, but I knew I wouldn’t have chosen to have sex with you while sober. After I immediately walked home at that absurd hour, I stayed in bed the entire next day, confused as to why it happened. How it happened. You raped me and I knew it even if I didn’t want to admit it to myself at the time.

I always thought that if I got raped I would report my rapist. I would never let someone get away with that. But it was different when it happened to me. I thought you were my friend. I had always considered you a good guy, which was why drunk me was okay when my friends left me alone with you at your frat’s party that night. I thought I’d be safe with you. I thought you’d protect me from other guys and even walk me home. I never knew I’d have to be scared of you.

I don’t remember the walk back to your dorm. I don’t remember taking off my clothes. I dont remember what your fucking dick looks like. I don’t even remember if you wore a condom or not. I only remember a single flashback where I asked, laying flat on my back, if you were done yet. To which you replied “No.”

I wish I didn’t remember that. It was actually disgusting how you were using my body as a vessel to fuck while I was barely even conscious. How is that even attractive? Or were you just so desperate that you were happy I finally was drunk enough to get home? Tbh you hovered around me at every party I saw you at. It seems like you were trying to use me for a while and I was finally drunk enough that night. I was literally just a warm body for you that night. You’re disgusting.

Even though I knew it was rape for the longest time, I couldn’t admit it to myself. I couldn’t make myself a victim. But subconsciously I knew. I couldn’t bring myself to wear the clothes I was wearing that night. I still can’t.

Nearly a year and half later, I’ve processed what’s happened. I can assure you that this se

Just walked by the Sigma Chi house. Enormous party with literally no masks. Can see people inside and outside. Are you guys advertising your stupidity? Do you want to set off a wave of infections right before people go home? Fuck you idiots, I don’t know how the fuck you got into this school.

EDIT2: Removed link to image because mods.

Hey everyone! My name is Krystal Steg and I am one of the rush chairs of Apha Chi Sigma, a co-ed professional chemistry fraternity. We are looking for new members and this week starts our rush events! You do not need to be a chemistry major! We have tons of professional development opportunities across all the sciences, not just chemistry! Many of our members are in engineering, food science, community health, biochemistry, biology, pre-professional programs, etc. If you’re interested, please fill out this interest form and come out to some of our rush events this week! Please reach out to me with any questions! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe4rc_mAExNRa-rgKslyC1-M5XTI1wT9IMyGlLIZiHh5ImlOQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Our rush events take place August 31 (TOMORROW!), September 2, September 7, and September 8 all at 7pm in Noyes 161

we're looking to move in right across the street from sigma chi, wondering how loud the frat is, especially at night.

Thanks!

https://www.sigmachipsi.org/

https://www.blackenterprise.com/sorority-for-women-who-attend-online-colleges-and-universities-created-by-black-founders/amp/

It’s a sorority for people who attend online universities, community colleges and technical colleges. It’s brand spanking new, and it seems pretty awesome.

I missed out on Greek life in undergrad which always made me sad because I had always wanted to be part of it..but it looks like I might get a chance with WGU and my masters!

I will absolutely be applying ASAP.

It's paid fraternity leave.

This is coming from another member of Greek Life. What are you guys doing? You got called out for having a party. You endangered the community. For what? A fun Wednesday night? Play some video games with brothers. Watch a movie. It isn’t that complicated.

And how did you respond? Did you apologize for what you did? Did you own up to your mistakes and decide to be better than this? No. You made burner accounts and harassed people who are genuinely worried about our community. You excused and justified risking our entire semester. In doing so, you tarnished all of our reputation.

Students expressed they had concerns about Greek Life and the risk we pose to the community. Instead of apologizing, you harassed them. You called them geeds. You insisted that if they were concerned it’s because they’re “losers” and that it couldn’t possibly be because they’re worried about a global pandemic. You did nothing but feed into this narrative that we’re elitist, that we don’t care about others, and that we’re selfish and entitled. Is this what Greek Life is to you? If so, you shouldn’t be here. You flex your philanthropy as though it somehow entitles you to endanger the community you raised money for. You attacked members of the LGBTQ community and called them “libs” as though their value is somehow less because they may hold different political values than you.

I don’t know what’s going on with you guys. I used to respect you. When I first saw the posts this morning I figured “Greek Life catching heat. Sigma Chi won’t feed into it.” I was so wrong. You not only fed into it, but you embarrassed all of us. I’m ashamed to call you all IFC brothers. I expected better from you. You should have expected better from yourselves.

Sig Chi is currently throwing a party that’s endangering our entire semester. They don’t care about you. They don’t care about in person classes. They don’t care about anything other than their party. Don’t believe me? Feel free to drive by their white frat house right next to Blvd 98. They constantly do this and I’m tired of watching others risk our semester while some of us do our part and sit inside not bringing mobs of people into our house, with no masks on, in the middle of a pandemic. When the clusters start to appear you know who to blame.

What’s up everyone. I’m starting a poker league for active, alumni, and pledges of sigma chi. We’re having weekly $10 tournaments on Monday nights starting tonight at 9pm est. check out our instagram @sigmachipoker where we post schedules and games and our website sigmachipoker.com where we host the games. If you’re playing, please register an account and put your school/alma mater as the location. To play, Venmo @sigmachipoker before the tournament to receive the password to play. In Hoc!

So I went on calamari.cc (which redirects you to sweetheart of sigma chi) and it asked me my account info. No way of buying an account, faq of anything else, just that. I put in my account credentials and it downloaded a windows executable (its supposed to be for mac) so I open it up but it didnt work due to insufficient system resources. I did a scan on virustotal and it says 26/70 antiviruses found this file a trojan. (before commenting synapse I was considering getting it so no need to tell me)

Whenever I inject Sigma Chi It Crashes Roblox. I don't know what happened, it was working smoothly until today. Is it a virus? Or am I a retard and this is a very easy fix.