My father is full of old chestnuts. Here are two that stuck with me.

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

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📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" comes on

"Oh no! Chet's nuts! Poor Chet"

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📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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