I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...

..so we stopped and went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...

.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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The hotel I work at got a huge reservation today

250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fubai97b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Computer Puns

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.


Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.


An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks β€œmay I join you?”


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.


I named my hard drive β€œdat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to β€˜back dat ass up’.


I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


I changed my password to β€œincorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say β€œYour password is incorrect”.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.


Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.


I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardwar

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What do you call chess nerds talking about their victories in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bd33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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Me and my brother were playing chess...

It's getting close to Christmas, and me and my brother were playing chess in front of the fireplace . We play chess together a lot, by the way. My dad walks in and he asks, "Is the fire too hot?" We replied saying the fire was slightly hot. My dad replies "You two are chess nuts roasting on an open fire, then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDeath008
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Dad got my sister this one while hanging ornaments

"I was at a chess convention and the people were really annoying. They kept gloating about their achievements. I realized I was with chess nuts gloating in an open foyer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFrodo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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Belated Holiday Dadjoke

An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:

"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zora894
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b62316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins

They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabugsta99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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