What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
Teacher: What’s the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.
Student: You said the formula was H to O.
What body of water will make you sick?
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?
Earth: Yes.
Mars: That’s pathetic.
Earth: At least I have more than you.
Mars: Stop being so salty.
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
What do you call a chemical bond with bad connotation to it?
I won’t get to use my water cannon of doom
The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.
It was the fjord expedition.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
What is a dogs favourite kind of water?
A friend demanded that I tell him about 2 types of water containers.
I responded with "Well dam!"
My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, “Dad, what's the chemical formula for water?”
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
if H2O is the chemical name for water, what is H2O4?
Me and my jug of water get on well.
So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
She's six. She's awesome.
EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.
Twenty Twenty won, and we're not out of the water yet! 2022 is Twenty Twenty too!
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I found a funny looking loaf of bread in the water...
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
Instead of water, I accidentally put RedBull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning.
I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.
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