What an absolute Chad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gazzareddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"

His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Hey guys, my name’s Chad. I’ve been sober for 47 days now.

Not in a row or anything. Just... total.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaaaaahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you know that Gimli is related to Chad Warden?

His cousin be Balin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What is the coolest lake in the world?

Lake Chad...

slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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i need help for a name

I'm making a group chat for my friend that will basically be me sending weekly dad jokes

i need a good name for the group so they know i mean business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furor_Aspect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subhi2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I love Africa too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexusoftheworld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?

Kenya here me now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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2 old puns are better than 1, drawings by friend at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayraegah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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The worst music albums always cost $19.95

so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Me: Hey, Dad, got any countries to eat?

Dad: Sure son, what would you like? Me: I’m Hungary for some Turkey Greece Dad: Oman, I’m all out of that, would you like some Cuba de Chad? Me: Yemen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CakeRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Cashier at the grocery store got me...

So I was checking out at the store with my girlfriend. All I bought was toilet paper and bacon. The cashier scans my two items and says with a straight face: "it's no wonder you have a girlfriend. You're rolling in the paper AND bringing home the bacon."

Definitely made me laugh, and he just went about his business like he never made the joke at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccccccccccooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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Bass Guitar imgur.com/K78dXjo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Country fried food

If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reaganbush2020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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Met the Manager for the first time, gave him a dad joke, now I'm the favorite

BACK STORY:
So I got a new job through one of my good friends, and while working with him I shook hands with my boss Chad, awesome guy. As we were making small talk I was stuttering a bit, and my good friend, Neil, loves messing with me about it.
Me: Yeah, that sounds g-g-great
Neil: T-T-TODAY JUNIOR, jeez can your mouth ever talk straight?
Chad: Hey it's legal now so if his mouth wants that, it's none of my business and more power to him.
Me: But my mouth is bi
Neil:Bi what?
Me: Bi my nose

Chad laughed hard, this will be a great job. More dad jokes to come, I'm sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SendMeASmile
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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