A list of puns related to "Chad"
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Not in a row or anything. Just... total.
His cousin be Balin.
oh Kenya?
Lake Chad...
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I'm making a group chat for my friend that will basically be me sending weekly dad jokes
i need a good name for the group so they know i mean business
Kenya here me now?
so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.
Dad: Sure son, what would you like? Me: Iβm Hungary for some Turkey Greece Dad: Oman, Iβm all out of that, would you like some Cuba de Chad? Me: Yemen!
So I was checking out at the store with my girlfriend. All I bought was toilet paper and bacon. The cashier scans my two items and says with a straight face: "it's no wonder you have a girlfriend. You're rolling in the paper AND bringing home the bacon."
Definitely made me laugh, and he just went about his business like he never made the joke at all.
If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!
BACK STORY:
So I got a new job through one of my good friends, and while working with him I shook hands with my boss Chad, awesome guy. As we were making small talk I was stuttering a bit, and my good friend, Neil, loves messing with me about it.
Me: Yeah, that sounds g-g-great
Neil: T-T-TODAY JUNIOR, jeez can your mouth ever talk straight?
Chad: Hey it's legal now so if his mouth wants that, it's none of my business and more power to him.
Me: But my mouth is bi
Neil:Bi what?
Me: Bi my nose
Chad laughed hard, this will be a great job. More dad jokes to come, I'm sure
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